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Been largely playing this for the past month and by large, I have enjoyed playing it. The missions are fun but the best aspect is liberating the outposts and towns. Grapple-hooking is great and by far the easiest way to get around. On the downside, the driving mechanics/handling is fucking appalling - especially with the motorcycles. Some of the challenges are infuriating as fuck - I was going to have a bash at the platinum (trophy) but think I may have to knock it on the head as trying to get 5 gears for all challenges is making me want to rage-quit! May just sweep up the last trophies I can get then leave it.

O riight, it was you. Let's start with this. The hat comes off and the hair pops out Now rewind to the start of the night. Here is my dive off the cliff. Dup gives it a go, but had a parachute graceful landing Dup...not so much This is either Dup's parachute as he was respawning and it went transparent...or they've added giant jellyfish to GTA. Kuz, Me, Nemo, GTAGRL, Dup Kuz comes in like a wrecking ball Jazz Hands Another attempt at a nice dive We all fail Sky Window Kuz gives me a slight nudge, not enough to make sparks fly but... ...enough to push me off the tube Fuck sakes Dup, Me and Kuz....hmm, what are we in? Oh, a blimp. Nemo and gtagrl on top. Jizzy falling in the distance. Blow it up. That is, to make it into a boat. Our attempts to unwedge the cabin and use it as a boat. didn't really go well. Tried it at a different spot. Nemo shooting Jizzy jumping Me falling Helicopter blows up. Jizzy died but my car survived. I don't know how. Here's Nemo hunting down Me, Dup, gtagrl and Jizzy Dup's new wingsuiting job. Kuz up front, followed by Weev. Jizzy Kuz again, a bit more bloody. gtagrl is about to have a bad landing. A clusterfuck with Me, Dup, Kuz and Jizzy at the start of Kuz's race, Between the Green. Dup gets a bit of air. Hatchet high. Kuz vs gtagrl vs Jizzzy. Who will win? No one. They all fell before I can get there. Me vs Kuz. Who will win? I win. Jizzy vs Weev, who will win? Neither...I win. That brings us back to the NPC Kuz my post started with. There goes the hat. But his body stayed on the ground so I wasn't done. I tried the same shit with Jizzy's NPC after Jizzy left the lobby. But the fucker dodged my swing. And clocked me one. Take that asshole. End