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Nice vid, bones.. I usually treat these types of games as some treat real life - you get one shot, experience everything you can. But I have realised that this is impossible with this game and have had to be a lot less anal about a lot of things... like leaving perfectly good weapons and armour behind... it totally breaks my heart. And my bitch doesn't strip bodies so I can only get her to pick up what's lying around... then I go to sell it, and it's all classed as fucking stolen, so I can't... I love the way Bethesda opened it right up with FO4. My main skill is sneak but only because I creep around everywhere like a pussy... I kill radiant dragons with my bow surprisingly easily... I use orc mace and bow with fire or electricity on the other hand... light armour, elven I think but I might go heavy and get the muffled armour perks... going to switch to sword, Ghostblade at first until I get a decent enchantment for making swords awesome... I keep killing Lydia... I reload because I have to make up for my dismal sex life by being a total video game sex slut and Lydia seems the submissive type. Back I go... might join the Companions...

I'd suggest doing Dawnguard and becoming a vampire, I found it very useful earlier on when I was somewhat weaker as a mage going up against several melee opponents. The only problem with using it is you don't level the skills you normally would in battle... plus the whole weaker in day thing which wasn't much of a problem TBH. However as soon as I got the paralyze spell I found I didn't need vampirism so much as I could just stun an enemy, walk up to them and bash them with my mace of Molag Bal. In the end I got rid of it, my character's moved on now... she has two kids and a slightly deformed Nord husband to think about.

i don't have many to add to the mix, but here they are... cops getting a little suspicious of us... bad cop... bmx and his hippy van... bike in a flower patch snap... at big peal's clubhouse... that bus job that fanboy fucked up ...

Right, I forgot you were there for 2 minutes then had to go cook

(Eat a bag of dicks, Photobucket.) TUE JULY 25 - 6PM (EDT) 11PM (BST) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, crew-created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Join when you can, stay as long as you like, and please post your pics and videos here for all to enjoy! Crew nights are always more hilarious from multiple viewpoints, so show and tell your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so the playlist DJs can bookmark it. The IGTA Community chat on PSN is also a great place to share ideas and news. Photos are occasionally featured at @iGrandTheftAuto. Please tag your crew content with #igta! --- Theme: Supercars! There have been lots of new additions since our last supercarfest - bring your A game to the lineup! --- PS: Thanks DiO. Sorry for disappearing - ended up far away from interwebz doing things like drinking beer by campfires, eating BBQ, kayaking next to eagles and getting sand in my corners. I'm back now. I added GTA Tribute Night, then Bums for later in August. We haven't done a *koff* crew blue *koff* night in a while...or a proper MC night with everyone riding formation...both possible next themes...At this point if we play Overtime Rumble all night, I'll be good. --- * Join the iGTA community here to be eligible for an invitation to the Social Club Crew. * Add crew staff on the Playstation Network to get invited to GTAO lobbies. PSN Names are underneath our forum avatars, along with Social Club, Twitter, etc. * Join anytime, the earlier the better. We usually start in a crew lobby, join via friends list or party chat. If you can't get in, ask for an invite, sometimes we end up in an invite-only after jobs. We round everyone up and send out fresh invites after each playlist. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. You're not in a public lobby, so save it for when you are. * NO DIRTY RACING! A number of our jobs have specific rules, so pay attention, read the description, and listen to the creator's instructions. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS, SNACKS or GOING OFF-RADAR during competitive play. For GTA races, use pickups only (rockets, boost), no thrown explosives. * Don't ruin photo or video setups. No getting a 4-star wanted level when someone's staging a shot. Just don't. --- Upcoming Events: August 1 - Pirates August 8 - Off-Road Night August 15 - GTA Tribute Night August 22 - Bums (Events Subject to Change depending on crew input or when Rockstar releases new DLC) Other Suggestions (add your ideas below!): Rally Car Night, Rockabilly Night, GTA Night, Vinewood Night, Business Night, Wrestling/Fight Night, Motocross Night, Purge Night, FIB Night, Rock & Roll Night (KISS), Dapper Animals, Underpants Party Fresh suggestions: Supercars, Crotch Rockets, Steampunk, Military, Bums, Toga, Cowboys, Pirates, Ninjas, GTA Characters Recurring Themes: Crew Blue Night, Drift Night, Stunt Night, Off-Road Night, BMX Night, Lowriders Night, 80s Night, Apocalypse Night, MC Night

if i make it, i will be late, perhaps after the first playlist late... don't wait up for me ...

speaking of funny glitches while attacking a fort, i made a video last night... it's just me helping the empire... but i installed a few mods tho, including one that give you more cinematic kill scenes, so it made this battle feel more epic that it was ... but that damn horse lol!! ...

Yah you dressed way more Asian and colourful than you usually do. It must have been the theme

I Can't believe I wore those terrible outfits. Fuck was I thinking... lol

glad to see kuz found the time to hang out with us...

Hmmm. There were some pics that didn't get uploaded. Didn't realize it until I saw Dio's pics. So here's the rest: Dammit Fanboy! You should have been riding the special bus with us not driving it!! End of the night. Ok, NOW that's all the pics I took.

That would be me, captured during the little time i was there.

Sadly, I didn't get any pictures of myself again. Plenty of @Ku Zi Mu though Kuz and Dozy ( I think its Dozy ) Kuz crashing, trying to get on the bridge Kuz getting his 1st place fireworks at the end of my race, "Del Perro Palooza' Kuz killing BigPeal in "What's in the box 2" BigPeal, Bones and Tatter falling off the boat in Dup's race, "Containium". BMX almost came in 2nd because of that with a scooter. BMX and Tatter vs Kuz and Nemo Kuz and Nemo win Well, they got Nemo. Not Kuz though he went on to knock off Bones and BigPeal Fanboy and Kuz in "Construction Junction" BMX sending it The clusterfuck in "Ramps of Death" Kuz shoots BigPeal with a rocket And runs over fanboy We did an MC mission. Fanboy fucked it up royally later on. I should have got a clip of his failure Another team GTA race. Kuz and Nemo take out Fanboy and Jizzy Then they take out Bones and Big peal Kuz kicking some ass in Muddy Markman. He gets Jizzy Bones kills Nemo Kuz kills Jizzy again, Bones comes up from behind Bones shoots at an already dead Jizzy Kuz kills Bones Nemo sneaks up behind....the clip ended there. What happened next I'm sure was Kuz killing Nemo. I could have lied and pretended this was the same clip Bones dies again Dup's race, "Bigfoots Wood" End of the night. Everyone was giving Tatter some money. Kuz gets mugged. Tatter gets the money. Kuz is so generous for doing that. end

Boo Yeah! First time putting up pics first!! Classic crotch rocket A-holes holding up traffic. The Fuzz even joined in for a closer look at our bikes. Sorry BMX. Didn't mean to run you off the road...but at least I got a nice shot! Hmm. What's that under the bridge? Only one way up... Landing it is the tricky part. Pose. Why hang out in a parking lot when you can hang out under a bridge? Just don't look down. Never forget this is GTA..."Your bike or a respawn!" Nice view from up here. BMX claims that it was river water in his eyes but I'm pretty sure those were tears of regret when he drowned this van he found. Arriving at D's Clubhouse D's MC Clubhouse full up. Bones paying the price for leaving before Me. And that is all. Few pics and none from the jobs. Next time I'll get some of killing and stuff. Promise.