Leaderboard

"The Captain goes down with the ship?...yeah...riiight" - Capt. Tatter to his crew. Getting stabby with The Dread Pirate Bones and Old man Dio. Jesus? Is that you? FanMan Overboard! Dread Pirate Bones Spots incoming Pirate Hunters Nothing we haven't seen before Best way to take over a boat is to take out the Captain! But don't forget to use him as a meat shield first though. And yeah, that happened. Whale Shark? Did you hear that? Of course that what it was. We got better height off of the police. Old Man Dio tries to board and FAILS!!! But then again I don't do much better. Bring it ON!! About 5-8 grenades later and we're both still sailing...man we suck. Don't worry about that monkey. By killing the weak ones, I make the rest stronger! Kuz and Bones get blasted by GTAGrl Time to start Racing!! Well, shit! What kind of starting point is this?!! Forgot who brought out the Mesa. Tatter was that you?! Getting muddy Kuz is mesmerized by my BMX skills Outta the way! Back to racing and GTAGrl just givin' er EH! More Racing Tatter tries to murder me. But I'm saved! And together we go murder Dio The Flight to the Gordo Mountains. Over the objective we jump out. And head to the Temple. The bodies of those who fell to the traps of the temple. After a few tries the Dread Pirate Bones makes it through all the traps and gets the treasure. But GTAGrl wisely waits by the exit and steals the treasure and...falls down the mountain. After the first tumble she gets up and...falls down the mountain...again. Gotta give her props. She survived both falls and cleared some distance! And that's all I got.