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Whew, a lot has happened and I haven't had a chance to let you know what old Bilibob's been up to... Recovered my penis and got married.... Met a vampire lover. Took said lover to Lakeview where I caught my wife, Lydia, in bed with my female housecarl, Rayya. Boom, orgy time!! Took some skooma and jumped in the sack for some lovers comfort... My vampire lover asks me to kill her dad so I do... now she wants nothing to do with me... what a bitch!! I've been both a vampire and a werewolf but didn't stay that way because I value my humanity too much... Made the switch from light armour and one handed weapons to heavy armour and two handed weapons. Kitted out in all ebony with the mask of Rahgot. The black suit is really brought to life by the metallic green shine of the mask.... listen to me! I sound like those girls at Radiant Raiment!!! I need to work out how you get those pictures of yourselves on here... I have heard of a magic stick, the Useful Sketchers Bough (USB), that can do it but I don't know if this is a real thing... I've bought every property I can find so far but I lose track of where they are... Lakeview is still my base but I am sure I have another block of land in Hjaalmarch and houses in Solitude and Windhelm... Found an ancient forge with a sexy ghost chick... made an aetherium crown that can give me 2 standing stone charms but I don't want to give up my masks... I must remember to tell that kid in Windhelm that I killed the meanie at the orphanage... Spent a ridiculous amount of time in the Forgotten Vale looking for ancient Flamer tomes and gem paragons, which was fun because I like killing falmer... So much else that I can't remember, especially that night with Sam... Now that I have sorted all the small, random quests, it's now time to either: a) go see the greybeards, b ) see what this civil war is all about or c) join the Thieves guild Any recommendations?? Is there any other fun a happy-go-lucky Breton can get up to round Skyrim?? I had a dream I was in a futuristic world where the crossbows shot like cannons and the armour was powered with some type of Dwemer technology, but the best part was that you could create all sorts of wonderful things using seemingly useless items like tankards and embalming tools.... so awesome!! Anyway, thanks for your time. If I remember anything exciting, I'll let you know. Until next time, fuck Ast.

---Get your hot rods HERE--- TUE OCT 17 - 6PM (EDT) / 11PM (BST) / 3PM (PDT) *Daylight Savings Time ends: Oct 29 UK / Nov 5 Canada & USA (Clocks fall back -1 hour)* --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, crew-created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Join when you can, stay as long as you like, and please post your pics and videos here for all to enjoy! Crew nights are always more hilarious from multiple viewpoints, so show and tell your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so the playlist DJs can bookmark it, or in the PSN group chat. Photos are occasionally featured at @iGrandTheftAuto. Please tag your crew content with #igta! --- Theme: This week, it's all about the muscle. There should be no shortage to choose from, we all have vehicles that look badass even if their handling isn't the best. Rummage through your garages and look for one you may not have had out lately, we'll do a couple of lineups, maybe pick a North/East/South/West location on the map - share your ideas below! bOnEs will be away this week, and it's unlikely I'll be around for this crew night too, but I will join later in the evening if I can! --- * Join the iGTA community here to be eligible for an invitation to the Social Club Crew. * Add crew staff on the Playstation Network to get invited to GTAO lobbies. PSN Names are underneath our forum avatars, along with Social Club, Twitter, etc. * Join anytime, the earlier the better. We usually start in a crew lobby, join via friends list or party chat. If you can't get in, ask for an invite, sometimes we end up in an invite-only after jobs. We round everyone up and send out fresh invites after each playlist. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. You're not in a public lobby, so save it for when you are. * NO DIRTY RACING! A number of our jobs have specific rules, so pay attention, read the description, and listen to the creator's instructions. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS, SNACKS or GOING OFF-RADAR during competitive play. For GTA races, use pickups only (rockets, boost), no thrown explosives. * Don't ruin photo or video setups. No getting a 4-star wanted level when someone's staging a shot. Just don't. --- Upcoming Events: October 24 - Vinewood Night (Dress up as a Hollywood celebrity) October 31 - Halloween November 7 - MC Night November 14 - TBC (Events Subject to Change depending on crew input or when Rockstar releases new DLC) Themes: All About Dat Vehicle Apocalypse Night, MC Night, Drift Night, Stunt Night, Off-Road, BMX Night, Lowriders, Rally Car, Supercars, Crotch Rockets, Motocross, Military Night, Muscle Cars, Classic Cars Show & Shine, Utility, Truckers All About Dat Outfit Crew Blue Night, 80s Night, Vinewood Night, FIB Night, Rock & Roll Night (KISS), Dapper Animals, Underpants Party, Bums, Toga, Cowboys, Pirates, Ninjas, GTA Characters, Rockabilly Night, Business Night, Wrestling/Fight Night, Purge Night, Steampunk Other theme suggestions are welcome!

you lied to us!! ... hopefully i'll catch you the following week... after muscle cars next week, it's vinewood night, playing celebrity dress up... and i know how much you like your celebrities, lol...

first car lineup... dio knocking us over... me... jizzy... and bmx all took a tumble from that... fanboy standing there like nothing happen... i see you back there, weev... hi... kuz from the future... 2nd lineup was a mixed bag of sorts... taking the tula out for a spin... yup, i actually saved some job clips... here's me waaaaay out ahead of everybody else in dio's aqua race... no one in this clip but me... shankin' at franklins... the aftermath... bmx cleans up but i got the win as i died... also, i guess i finished my job objective, so that answers the question we were wondering... you get 500 RP for completing it ... cynical's cool ice road race, complete with UFO's ... next car lineup... i spy a dead hooker... after harassing jizzy, running back to the car lineup... oh hey there, almost forgot about you, gtagrl... decked out in her aviator getup... but when the sun comes out ... got the final lineup, but this is literally at the beginning of the clip, lol... so i just barely got it as fanboy fled the scene... --------- fin... no clips from the 2nd playlist unfortunately... --------- EDIT: twitter post ...

line up 1. Preparing to knock over my crewmates with the rockets BMX and Bones fell but not to dramatic. Weev falling from a thing Getting nice and close to BMX but not actually hitting him. Good ole loop Good ole submerging Good ole "Dolphining" as BMX put it. Bone's deathmatch. Bones taking out Fanboy Enter BMX Enter Jizzy Enter Me. BMX gets Jizzy One solid swipe takes out BMX and Bones Enter Fanboy again He gets a stab in I get a bit lucky with the next 2 stabs Fanboy decided to choose the Futo and here is how the race started for him. I think he might be going the wrong way. Weev actually gets a kill on BMX in the snipers vs ultralights job Downhill Jam I guess action replay doesn't record hooker action because my clip started right when BMX finished. I did get the shot of when BMX demanded we get his money back. That calls for a circle jerk It would seem BMX finished on top We found out in this particular overtime rumble you can jump to the enemy platform at the start of the jump Ramming Fanboy off his start Fanboy and BMX got the 5 But not for long Here is the risk you run when trying to get to the opponent platform at the start. BMX learns the hard way. He actually recovered and still made it to the end My BMX race If I'm quick enough on a low speed bail I can save the clip. Here is me and Fanboy fucking up as Weev passes Clusterfuck on corner 1 Jump 1 Dup's ringrock race as a GTA race on bikes BMX kicked by fanboy At high speeds with the boosts people really go flying A tight grouping Fanboy hits Bones next I hit Fanboy Then gtagrl end

Firstly and foremost, This isn't my main map, and i will still be working on that based purely on visuals not leaks. But i decided however, to create a version of the leaked map to see how our own findings match up to it, as well as to make a clean version to see properly the landmass and water without all the mess of land territory zones etc. So, in theory, this is how much of the map we have seen from the trailers and screenshots, not including the odd shots which haven't been established (town, etc.) Full Size: https://i.imgur.com/12t26XA.jpg And this is the map's landmass as a whole... Full Size: https://i.imgur.com/M9THLXi.jpg Original:

Actually i just realized Spyhunter 2 was an angel studios game if im not mistaken that is now R* San Deigo