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I also used to tell people I had the globe tattooed on my left testicle. When everyone called bullshit, I offered to show it. No one ever took me up.

They borrowed all the best things from the Witcher, and none of the shitty ones.

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To be fair, you could still make that joke without having the tattoo at all. It would just be even more of a dad joke.

I saw years ago about a uv ink. So the tattoo is only visible under black light. I always wanted to get a tattoo with that ink of a ninja. So when people ask if I have any tatts I can say "yes, a ninja" and roll my sleave up. They say "there's nothing there" I reply "he's a very good ninja" Of course I have neither the inclination or money to actually go through with this.