Hello, yes Viceman, it was another dimension and I have explored it and conquered it, well most of it... It was a strange world but with parallels to my life in Skyrim... for example, i was new in town and entering a time of civil war, I had special Shouts but they came from my arse and I battled all sorts of weird and wonderful life forms... South Park is a very small town, however, so I was able to see everything rather quickly...
The special powers I had in South Park got me interested in my real powers so first thing I did when I got back was go and see the Greybeards... they taught me a few words to add to some of my shouts but I already had another 15 or so ready to blast so I didn't really learn too much...
So after running around after those lazy fucks for a while, I got attacked by some cultists... bad move on their part. Found out some wanker on Solstheim is out to get me... I have total confidence in my abilities now so off I went to sort them out...
Solstheim is a strange place, fiery and hot, with the volcano looming over it and when I got there most of the people were in some sort of trance, building temples...
I am now in the process of exploring and killing and looting as normal... It seems Hermaeus Mora (is that you, Massacre?) is stirring again and his lackey Miraak is behind my assassination attempt. But, of course, I find myself doing random shit for all sorts of lazy people - I know I should tell them to bugger off, but I like to be helpful and you never know what reward might come your way. For example, I have learnt how to craft using stalhrim, an enchanted ice as strong as ebony, because I helped the people of Skaal Village find their blacksmith.
I have invested in a mine with a dark elf who is excavating it but he is starting to piss me off as he is very arrogant and keeps asking for more money... I think he will die when his usefulness to me has expired... his journals suggest he is a bit dodgy too...
I hate the Thalmor! Every time there is something real shady going on, they are around. I can't wait to break into their embassy when I'm back in Skyrim and fucking them up. Hopefully, in the future, I will get a chance to wipe them off the face of the world - if not here, Morrowind, Cyrodiil or anywhere else would be fine...
It's been over a year since I arrived in Skyrim and how time flies!!! Still a lot to do, maybe even sort this civil war thing out but I think a battle between Dragonborns is on the cards... Hey Mirakk, come at me, brah!! I am sure he is a fire mage and I am going to be using stalhrim armour and weaponry, enchanted with frost. The battle will be so epic, the bards will be singing a Song of Ice and Fire for years to come... actually, I know a scribe called George, maybe he can help write my story...
Until next time, fuck ast and watch out for dragons...