kennyimpala89

I am on the same ratio level 50 with a 3.01 k/d ratio. multiplayer is total shit. it is very disappointing on how I got frozen my ps3 5 in a day and got booted 8 times, after that I stopped playing max payne. here is my analyses for those wondering how multiplayer is. for those who disagree, I apologize if this opinion gives you a grudge against me every cocksucker is using either the mini30, dual pistols or dual uzis. the machineguns or better yet assault riffles are way too underpowered the submachineguns are way overpowered to be using 9mm and 45acp while obviously a 357 would do more damage. This is also a problem when it comes to uzis. real life uzis are very realible and accurate guns, but this does not account to the cousin shorter barrel version mini uzis and mac10 specially if you are dual wielding it, at close range it suppose to do a lot of damage and have a lot of spread, but I have shot the duals from across the map and still kill someone, this is ridiculous. wtf the matter with the FAL it barely holds 20 rounds. they should at least make the gun a little more powerful. the mini30 is supposed to be a caribine rifle that shoots 5.56x54mm bullets, I understand that this is a powerful bullet, but lord the gun shoots way to fast and it has too much of range, almost as a sniper rifle. they might as well make it a sniper bolt action rifle if is going to do that much damage. dual wielding is a major problem in this game, it is almost as call of duty bad. this game forces you to use dual weapons if you are carrying a handgun, since they both have the same stats no accuracy or range is affected by this, which is very unrealistic, I have killed people with dual guns from across the map. the only drawback of using dual pistols is running out of ammo faster, but seriously there are so many bodies in a game match that looting for ammo is never a problem. shotguns have a really good range, but the damage is the problem, most shotguns kill with 2 to 3 shots, usually if you shoot someone at close range with a shotgun he can say byebye to his limbs, but this is not the case in mp3, shotguns do the same damage at far and short distances. (excluding the first shotgun which does way too much damage) the g6 is one of the last assault riffles you get once you reach level 40, it is as useless as the fal, the only good thing about it is the range. now what is the problem, all guns have some drawback, with one exception, the mini 30, it holds and incredible amount of ammo, and you are dead usually in 3 shots, I gotten killed with 2 shots wearing a heavy armor (and they were shots to the finger, go figure). so what is the point of all the other guns, if most morons are using the most overpowered gun, I had a game once that everyone was using the mini30, and I am not exaggerating. the armors are somewhat under-powered or not properly representative of a real life armor. the heaviest armor is supposed to literally stop 9mm bullets. but I gotten killed with to or 3 shots to the chest with a m9. the glock is among one of the most under-powered guns and is the last one you get. the accuracy of this gun is terrible and so is the range, it runs out of ammo in less than 2 seconds. and it takes you a whole clip to kill someone, what is the point of unlocking it at level 40? you cannot even put a silencer on it. I have tested most of these problems with friends over private matches, to take away the biased factors out of the equation. but yeah this is multiplayer for max payne, a payne in the ass. anyhow I was wondering if anyone would be interested in adding me as friends I want to kind of enjoy multiplayer a little more, by going on private matches, where we can set our own rules. here are my stats KILLS 10859 DEATHS 3869 HEADSHOTS 1041 ASSISTS 2369 LOOTS 1297 DISTANCE TRAVELED 618,516 M. PILLS TAKEN 203 TIME SPRINTING 08:41:25.050 TIME SHOOTDODGING 12:41.904 DUAL WIELD KILLS 2326 TWO-HANDED KILL S7918

I know some or most might disagree. but they should bring a tank. if they are bringing the hydra or any similar plane, they might as well include a tank and a swat riot tank that shoots water. lol yeah we had some mad fan with the fire truck I remember playing with some friends... we all go in the firetruck, I splashed the desired target, then they all got off the truck and jump that fool with kicks until he was dead lol. people used to get really pissed of at that. I would also like to see some sort of big ship like the one in the TBGT to be drive-able

You should look at some sales figures sometime. I would love to hear your reasoning behind this statement. I hate how so many people say they hate gta iv when 4 years ago they were sucking their daddys dick for a little bit of gta iv. (not directed at you, but wanted to quote on this whole statement) You should look at some sales figures sometime. I would love to hear your reasoning behind this statement. Of course the sale figures were high, gamers love the GTA series from 3 - SA. But I feel like many others do feel it wasnt good enough . Storyline was only eh. What was there much to do after the storyline? Next to nada. The map was small, no ability to buy safehouses, not a very big selection on cars just because of what your driving. Almost like they didnt put much effort into that game. At least lets just say there were no improvements from SA. all "you people" seem to be forgeting about the multiplayer which was way more of a feature than sucking dick in a gym. you could just do so much on multiplayer.

It's these type of bullshit accounts/sites that seem to get most attention from unwitting fools. I can't believe how many 'likes' their lies get, people are dumb beyond belief. Probably the same kind of idiots who'd believe their Nigerian relative they didn't know they had has left them £786,000,000. lmao.

I never used cheats, I hate them, I always remember joining a match in SR3 for example and always the little pussies were using cheat, there was this dude one time that told me.... I use cheats cuz I keep dying, I was like wtf you suck at the game then, if you need cheat assistance you are a handicap, cheats should only be used for the fun factor at the end of 100% completion

well hopefully when R* has it sorted out I can join. I am also experiencing the same thing.

there was a mission like that in gta iv

I already created my crew, hope to see the IGTA5 crew soon so I can join

do you think gta v will come out on ipad lol fuckin sicko no offense just kidding he is obviously fucking around, is like me saying I will buy it for DOS

Marcus, he was saying master of the English language in a sarcastic way because the person put Max "Gayne" either way that person on twitter is a QD so it is a double sarcasm? because "master of the english language" is implying that the other guy put a typo. hence being sarcastic about the typo and not the obvious typo which the guy purposely put. because he meant max gayne as in max payne = gay.

I own a ps3 and not a 360, of course if I was a dumb fanboy I would tell you to fuck off for no reason.... but I am not a fanboy. in my experience gtaiv online (for ps3) blew fucking monkey balls, it was decent enough to get connected with a bunch of people but we had common problems, such as having too many friends wouldnt allow you to invite some of your friends onto the game (they would appear either online, or as if they were not playing gta) and successive disconnections from not having the proper NAT. or the common lag when either too much shit was happening or someone joined the match. luckily this will be improved in v. I am pretty sure the xbox version didn't run into these problems... I am pretty sure (someone that owns a 360 confirm) the 360 version didn't run into most of these problems, but there was the occasional hackers. both consoles have both pros and cons.

that would make an excellent argument for the pussies of PETA complaining about binary code being killed (animals killed in video games)

well not just kill them,.... that is kind of boring..... WE WANT TO RUN THEM OVER

I am impressed as well, we have seen plenty of idiots lately.

that is true, and you could also switch cars and remain hidden, unless directly noticed by a cop, but this was somewhat not working very well on multiplayer.

you........ pyscho fucker...... ugh..... yeah I would like to do the same

What the fuck good would that do? is for your health, if your car wrecks in the middle of the desert, you will have to walk, improving your health (I am obviously joking)

what a proud american pussy bitch (not you, the erik guy) max payne 3 is going to be tits, and is going to makes us pass time unnoticed while we wait for gta v.

^That agreed, the wheel is more practical, maybe not as appealing, but it is an improving feature nonetheless

what I noticed in iv was that while hiding; meaning behind an object that completely covers your body and head, police would not notice you, now if you came in the radius of detection which is circular and not at a fixed angle, you would be detected. So while you where behind cover, and logically there was literally no way for police to see you, they wouldn't but if one bit of your body came in contact with their 360 radius of sight, then you would be chased after, this can be most observed by looking at the stars on top. hopefully these mechanics will improve in v, to a more realistic scenario where there is a fixed angle on the head of the AI, which will include direction of head. then it wouldn't be as fucked up as getting a wanted star for aiming your gun at a policeman who isn't even facing the gun.

I couldn't agree with you more.

you made a clear point. I asked many of the people (while playing this fucking stupid game which I hate, but I still play called MW3) if they were going to buy gta v, and they either don't have any idea wtf I am talking about, didn't like the gta iv, or they are not into these types of games. but of course. we can only assume that people would be more prone to buy gta instead of shitty as same shit codbo2 which is retarded in my opinion.

I am assuming the same, either the glock, the 92f or a gun very similar to the USP, but coming to think of it, the glock has been one of the most used guns on gta games, not only that, but law enforcement seems to use it as well, although it seems like the 92f is more of a preferred options for LAPD (lspd in this case)

lol..... applause to you really. there is already a weapons you wish topic you moron. this is a weapon you predict, so unless you have a prediction (which I doubt based on how retarded you are) post it here, if not STFU and SMD