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    I once heard the story of a group of Russian men who would get drunk on vodka and do a series of challenges together to see who among them was the most badass. They would hit each other with bats, jump of roofs, burn themselves with cigarettes, etc. all trying to one up the other. One day while they sat around drinking, one of the men arrived with a machete. He walked over to his friends, handed one of them the machete, and said "cut my fucking head off". He didn't have to ask twice.

    I believe every word too.

    A member here was a dealer in college and when a drug deal went wrong attempted to disarm a guy with a gun (what a fucking badass). Other people will have the deetz on this, i didn't really know vlad

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    The Ouya its self is pretty shit, I was an initial backer with the hopes or getting a decent android device, but when it finally showed up the library for it (besides the emulators) is absolute shit.

    These were some of the launch (which is laughable, mine showed up weeks after "launch") titles.

    (The last one looks nice but controls like garbage and the gameplay is laughable.)

    "This video clearly shows why OUYA is THE must-buy system of the early 90s."

    If you were looking for an android device purely for emulation, the Ouya was not the device to pick. There are Allwinner A31 based devices that would do it better and for cheaper. Aparantly emulation on the Ouya its self is alright but it's pricy for what it is, people go on and on about it outputting to 1080p, but if you're using it for emulation then it isn't upscaled properly and the games will just look like shit at 1080p.

    The CEO of the company is a total douchebag btw. When people were criticizing the Ouya for its poor delivery schedule she posted what appeared to be graphs quickly made in MS paint saying that many units had shipped, with zero citations or anything.

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    Don't bother with some ricer 10 button mouse piece of junk. I bought a Logitech G500 because I needed the macro keys and really wish I hadn't, humidity causes it to double click when it should single click and they are STILL producing the mice with this defect.

    I'm waiting for a Microsoft Intellimouse with the forward/backward buttons to show up because too many mice these days are complete garbage.

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    Take that shock collar off of him. He can make his own choices in life.

    I would honestly love to but it's the best choice at the moment, he has 1000sq feet to free roam but he does get off it now and then to roam the whole area. The reason he is on it is because about 12 years ago we owned a german shepherd and my neighbor and his nephew would step out back go on the hill and shoot at the dog with BB's and bows and arrows. It got to the point where the dog actually attacked them. My dad being a nice neighbor didn't press charges for animal cruelty, animal abuse, trespassing, ect. When I got my baby, he would bring out his poodle and him and the poodle will antagonize him, He's already threatened to shoot him, and all other bullshit. Honestly I'd love to let my dog have free pass on that piece of shit. Hes from the city and thinks all animals should be leashed and kept indoors and doesn't understand country life. I told him if he tried any funny shit to my dog, I personally would stomp the shit out of him.

    Don't take this shit, a bunch of pussies were running around with some springer airsoft POS and tried to shoot my dog not realizing I was in the garden, I hopped the fence, tripped the kid with the gun, stamped on the gun and smashed it and waterboarded the cunt with the hose pipe i was holding (i was watering the garden at the time).

    I wish my dog was a German Shepherd or something and would have hopped the fence and taken his face off, I would have gladly hidden him briefly, claimed I had him put down and then brought him back under the guise of a "new dog"

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    Yeah, good call, don't ever buy shitty "gayming" anything ever. The headsets (and headsets in general, get a seperate mic and attach it) are generally poor quality and stop working.

    I dropped £40 on a 10 button mouse that turned out to be a gayming mouse and now it's double clicking when its too humid.

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    Ad aware used to be good for antispyware, but now its whored up the last time i used it, so idk.

    Malware Bytes and Microsoft Security Centre, Avira, Avast, Nod32 (pick one of these 4)

    AdAware was awesome back in 2007 but now it's a total ram whore and isn't even that good.

    But those I suggested are practically unbeatable, I use a custom firewall (Comodo) and NoScript in firefox that makes me enable everything on a page (it isn;t exactly a lengthy process and as scripts you blocked are remembered across website)

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    Come on, I am THE douche.

    Why does this Jennifer Hillier broad need to separate the dots in all ellipsis with spaces? Does everyone have a bad ellipsis case on the internet?

    At least the ratings on Goodreads aren't just women pasting gifs, thank fuck.

    I find it fucking hilarious when people who aren't old school italians call people broad's.

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    That 645 is one of the low end gfx cards that's intended to be able to run games but probably won't last long before becoming obsolete. You'll prolly end up wanting to upgrade it cause the rest of the system is pretty damn solid

    you buy prebuilt? How much did you spend?

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    Might as well download *cough*pirate*cough* Fallout NV now that I have internet

    Buy it. The fallout series are hardly games you "pirate to make sure its good". EA games sure but Bethesda games are always excellent.

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    Words are wind. I'll believe it when he signs.

    Aye, he's been "dissatisfied" with united for 3/4 straight seasons now and every big club under the sun has been linked to him but fuck all has ever happened.

    That said, I think United will go to shit without Fergie and he might hop before the ship starts to sink.

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    I wanted a 3800 but no, 3.4 in mine.

    Turns out my brake lines are leaking on my shitty old Alero (which I actually just bought <_< )

    I always heard that late 90's early 00's gm cars were pretty unreliable.

    Yeah. But fucking insurance companies make it pretty much impossible for anybody may age to drive a decent car.

    Aye, they do here but there are still certain brands of cars you avoid.

    Ford Ka's are popular here amongst young/new drivers because they're cheap and reliable as hell.