Asthenia

Yeah I was googling gta 5 to see if the San Andreas site popped up (I think QD made the original topic) and this was in the news feed underneath it, I actually choked on my drink laughing.

Dragon Priest? I stumbled upon one accidentally. I got the shit fucked out of me very quickly. Priest, yeah. I wanna fight him and Volsung. I'm heading over to Shearpoint later once I've finished up some armor and enchanting to see if I can take him out. Tip for fighting dragons btw - conjure an atronach. They know where the dragon is going and they knock a lot of health off them. My atronach took most of a dragon's health outside Riften last night and when he hit the ground my horse and the others from the stables got in on the fight too and one of them finished it off. My arrow's ended up in the usual places. Horse ass, city guard face and Jenassa's tits. They're both awesome. I could've used the hold all my shit bitch one yesterday when I I'm working 2:30pm-11pm this week so all my gaming is done between 12 and 5am. Sucks. 7-3 next week though, shyeah!

Genuinely have 'Asthenia' tattooed on my chest. It's more than just a username though, slags. And yes I know what the word means. AND it was like 40 celsius in Turkey when this photo was taken. English people abroad go funny colours. It turned into a boss tan though. I've got a lot of plans.. Most of them personal. My next plan is to get 2 on my wrists, one of a spider with the word 'Heroine' next to it, and the other a fly with the word 'Distraction' next to it. Not exactly next to them in the boring sense, but the bug's built around each word... I too plan to be grotesquely covered a la Massacre's plan one day.

Are you with the Thieves Guild? If you restore it to it's former glory Tonilia goes up to 4000 Septims. Any one taken on a Dragon Lord yet?

I really wanna visit Elsweyr next. Daggerfall had all the regions but most of it was randomly generated terrain. Morrowing was the turning point for gameplay... I'm just doing the main Thieves Guild mission at the moment, then I'm going to do the special missions from Vex and Delvin. Turn the Guild around and fence my wares hardcore. I'm a blacksmith with product to sell.

I have this mild obsession with Dwarves. I had a full on dream last week that I met a dwarf in a ruin outside Markarth and he told me all the secrets of their technology, how the rest of them disappeared and how he was left behind. It was amazing.

I'm creating Daedric armor and weapons atm... you guys want in? I'll give you friend rates.. oh wait I can't sell to the real world... this place is hell... *slumps back into coma*

I loved that stat. Passionately. Amount of handbrake turns controlled would be better considering how driving works in this... I played San Andreas recently, handbrake turns in that were hilariously easy.

best tip ever. I've been getting my smithing up (93 as we speak, with all but daedric and dragon armor perks unlocked), but I've been losing money near the end, cause I got lady and wouldn't go out killing. I hadn't though of enchanting stuff... I'll be a billionaire now!

I knew what that'd be before I clicked, lol. I remember videos from Oblivion, doing the same to the annoying fanboy at the Arena.

Ooh and then we can go to Quincy to learn to dance for Flannigan's Ball!

Sadly, driving an 18 wheeler is what I'm most looking forward to. I did it all over San Andreas, it was so easy to RP with. I definitely think it'll be back from what we've seen in the trailer. And this is related to the 18 wheeler, if it took this long or more to get from one side to the other, I'd be so happy. I would drive a Linerunner (wait, they're not Linerunner's in IV, are they? you know what I mean) around the map and through Algonquin's freeway all the time in IV.

I'm an empirecloak. As in, they're all fucking idiots. My dude is a Nord, cause I only like whites. 56 hours in at the moment, that is all. *goes back into Skyrim coma*

Luis was a little bit gay for Tony. I was little bit gay for Tony. Amazing man. I want the new character to be from Boston (Massychusets, not the shit one near me). Love that accent. And he can be into good music.

I don't understand why you'd have to use racial slurs any way...? They're derived from the name of a race... Do you mean spic? Ie. Italian?

One page maximum for length. Good points in here, but if you want your CV to actually be read, you've only got a page to do it in. Short, relevant, impressive points. Nobody needs to know that you 'thoroughly enjoy meeting new people and sucking dick, after cups of tea and circle jerking for 3 minutes and 45 seconds. Funny story, I only last 3 minutes and 45 seconds. All stems from a horrid experience I had at my last job where I got caught masturbating into my managers cup of coffee. He liked Blue Mountain, which is, as you obviously know, rather expensive. I just thought it would be funny to add a little jazz to the mix.' This is what I've done. This is why you need to employ me, this is what I can do for you. And only relevant to the job you're going for. Going for 6 jobs with 6 different roles? You're writing 6 CV's. You can keep the bare bones, but it has to change for each position. I've had more experience in writing successful CV's than I care to remember. I had to bullshit my way into this job trojan horse style. I knew I could do it and I was qualified, but I'd never dealt with any of the systems we use here and failed the fuck out of the technical test. Made the CV look boss (creative director goes down a treat..), got an interview with the Team Leader who grilled me for an hour and by the end of it he told me I had the job as soon as his higher up's gave him the go ahead for a new position. Now I'm redoing our website (internal and bound by the laws of Google Sites, so not half as impressive as it sounds... I cry at night over that one, but it wins me big brownie points) and as soon as I hit 6 months he's putting me on every training course he can so I can move up and out of the service desk... you just gotta love what you're going for, or at least be able to put up with it to get to the place you love. I learnt the core of our systems in a month, with no experience prior. Now I'm rambling. Don't do that.

Haha, being Australian I don't think I could take an australian lead seriously. Having said that, back story for an ex sas is easy, whole group of them go mercenary, theyve been running around for awhile doing that when a job comes up which requires them to kill woman or children or something, he refuses (cause we all love our feux morally righteous characters) and convinces the team to pull out. The paying person gets pissed off, kills most of your crew and your family so you set off all lone ranger to find him and f*ck the world on the way. GTA 4 had that in it... sort of. Remember when he's talking to Faustin's wife? I think it was her any way. When he poured his heart out.

Come on man. It's a common fact that all Rockstar beta testers sit off to the left. Ask Psy about the trips they take him on. They're demand you sit off to the left. It's the only way to play these days.

Guys, official information always comes in the form of broken Engrish. It's Rockstar's new approach.

I did that with Skyrim and it felt so much better. I'll preorder V, but for in store collection. ^^ This, if I ever was going to preorder. ShopTo are on the ball.

Ooh I like. Have you tried to push it any further than high yet? What screen and speakers? Ugh that'd be amazing. I'd read them, all day, everyday. They make me feel like I'm watching from behind a bush. 15 minutes 'til home time.

I know I'm really fucking late, but you know they're designed like that here. 'Crumple zones' (which I imagine smaller cars there have too), designed to take the brunt of the impact so you're not thrown around like a cat in a blender. I'd still rather be driving a Challenger though. Or a '78 Corvette Pace car. Asshamed.

I'll probably be an Orc or High Elf. I'm still saving up for my PC for this so I'm getting it on PS3 for the time being. Massy, your Dup story put hair on my chest and then made it stand up. I bought my copy from Game this morning and I have it in the office with me Stuck here til 7pm Massy what's your desktop set up? have you already posted it anywhere? I'm spending the day today reading reviews online, little stories like Massy's (third [fourth] Massy of this post) and I'm gonna open up the case, give the booklet a good smelling and then read it!

suht up armeny, he obviously means ammunation which is in previous GTA games! this leak is genuine. Except for the part where it's bullshit. I wouldn't mind being called Ray though.

Will Grand Theft Auto 5 Match Up to Saints Row 3? The Debate. The Grand Theft Auto series is a fulfilling, storyline driven borderline (albeit minor) role play game that improves with every installment and every new story that Rockstar create. New game, new lead character and a whole new world and story to explore. That's the path it's taking, regardless of what Rockstar say - they always use the typical sales patter. Marketing. Saints Row is a game based in the same, expanding city where you play a character based on whoever you want him to be within the confines of Volition's character creation. I find halcyon skinned female with a penis, leather assless chaps and some form of animal mask works best. You're in a gang and the story line that's included is based on being as gangsta as possible, maybe breaking a few people out of jail on the way. Outside of the story the series is based on causing as much havoc and mayhem in Steelport and playing the ton of minigames they have. They can't be compared.