Parker

Sabre. For we are Sabre brothers.

Cargobob, hook, tank, fun. Nuff said.

I get treated like a bogan at JB, but get ripped off at EB. Hmm...

SCREW JBHIFI!!!! I'm not getting screwed over by them AGAIN! Besides, I have a level 3 card at Eb Games. So I guess i'll try then buy.

The question is. Should I spend $90 on this game?

Is anyone going to mention the 2 guys in their undies on the right? And that there is a good example of why we shouldn't get stoned before going Ammu-Nation.

Would you care to explain who you are? I'm a little confused.

Where can I find these Fluck it blokes?

I wanted all of those guns.

Sorry mate.. I'll go wander somewhere else then.

Mate, for all I know you're some bald bastard who's jealous of my ponytail cause he can't grow hair...

What is with you and your obsession with my ponytail, Massy?

It's not like I also have a Sabre..

Airstrikes... That's new to me.

I ain't voting till I see these car/scooters.

Yeah, I have a ponytail. And i'm only a little chubby.

What did you expect?

Yesterday.

There, me and my van.

My rank titles for the Underbelly Underdogs: New Blood, Coffee Guy, Gun-For-Hire, Getting There, Still Alive, Decapitator, Hotshit, Crime Boss, 2nd In Command, Warlord:

Nice, I needed a little help with money.

My brother keeps asking me to promote his crew, so here: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_delta_squad

Kuz tried to kill me terrorist style.. Didn't work.

Hey Parker you wanna be Sabre brothers? I was under the impression we already were.