Rob

Fuck that ground level stage. Must have done it 20 times and crashed every time. At least first time I finished it I got gold.

I smell another law suit

Trying to bribe the defence are you? Then again gtagrls wookie fur pie...

My favorite it fur.

You want my credentials? You can't handle my credentials! ! You want my credentials? You can't handle my credentials! ! I'd also like to point out that while I have spent an inordinate amount of time in bars, in this case, the bar that matters is the one I passed. Lawyered!! Open and shut case really.

Kuz, As your attorney, I advise you not to say another word. Ladies and Gentlemen... if they are your real names. I present to you... Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie originally from the planet Kashyyyk. Why am I telling you this? Because Chewbacca has nothing to do with this case. Just like my client. BOOM!!!

I used to have a chrome skull shifter in my torana. It seriously gave me blisters in summer. I had a sock in the car I used to put over it when I parked. Looked fucking cool though.

Maybe that's why you're single.

Delilah seems like the kind of girl who would go topless.

Gotta get me a less demanding job. Or maybe I should work nights.

Bad attempt at a joke.

Yes. Back on topic please, Barry.

Fat man comb over or gtfo

That's how Steve Irwin died. Stingrays don't like to reciprocate. Also, every motherfucker is going to take the easy route and do a Top Gun tribute. Two of the five winners will be Top Gun pics. Pump your breaks son. That man is a national treasure.

I will be there. Unless I'm not. In which case I will most definitely be somewhere else.

Shit's annoying, Yo Got bored with the burn orange already. I like this combo at the moment. Race yellow with lava red pearl. also put black rims and stock tyres. Wish I could make the interior black though.

Spawning in the garage fucks you too.

To which my mum says "Get down off that pie or so help me..."

A man came to me on a flaming pie in the sky and said you will be Rob with an "R". And I am.

Cheesy as fuck but take the l out of lover from vc is such an awesome song. Every time it comes on I have to pull over and sing that first verse. Also, been caught stealing by alice is the reason I left the music on so long in SA. That an I believe the original of love roller coaster was on that sound track. Honestly though, 4 & 5, I have pretty much turned the tunes off from the start. I'm a product of the 80s & 90s

I always end up going down the opposite route. No matter how hard I try, my guy usually ends up as a tank. I wasn't kidding when I said gtagrl almost perfectly described my first character. The only concession I make is the archery skill. You need to have a good ranged weapon.

Nice.

I love that a new dude sticks his head out to say hi and within a couple of posts it has degenerated into a conversation about otiz shaftless bellend

I make chilli chutney most seasons. Can't really eat spicy food with the little ones so good chutney is the next best option.

Doug is the man men want to be, and the man women want to be with. He is the whole package. Hehe I said whole lol