Hey guys,
It's me, FiveDollarTricks. My name came from a very scary childhood experience where I lost my pinky finger, which I had later reattached. I am your regular internet bro-douche and I am a general push-over. I love to walk on beaches during sunsets with my gay dates, so call me, I do have to tell you my mother will be present, because she won't allow me to go out with strangers. This is very difficult, because I know nearly no one.
I work at some unimportant office building and write dreary poems about moonlight and criminals.
Thank you from FiveDollarTricks
