cuda

You don't get it, it was PC irrelevant, the game ran absolutely fine on my machine, but I remember at the time Cygnus having issues and he had a boss pc, countless people posted every day about not being able to play the game at all. Gta has always had shit ports, and it gradually gotten worse, to the point where even the controls made no sense (wtf @ driving with a mouse)

Half the PC board in the old forums couldn't run the fucking game.

You can't run GTA SA on your PC because Rockstar makes really awful PC ports, that's why.

Don't think about computer parts if your plan is to buy in 2 years lol.

New season, it's all good, dirty bitch.

More studying and less poastering for you then lol, manage expectations, internships at google are extremely demanding on your academic life - it's probably easier to get a proper job at google these days than it is to intern.

I think you over think way too many things for your age, don't assume anything at 15 or 16, at that age the only thing I knew for sure is that every morning I'd wake up with a boner - everything else was pure speculation and wrongness.

I think that before applying to college, like Dozy said, you should try and understand what you want and who you are. Are you passionate about a certain profession? Or just about money? A lot of people go into uni and take degrees they aren't even sure about, ultimately becoming unfulfilled, we seem to think that just by reaching a certain yearly income, we will be happy, but the truth is we do spend most of our lives working (try not to get depressed now...), so you should at least try to find something that makes work (mostly) a joy. I have never been one for the academic life, in uni I just realized I wanted to get things done and fuck off, uni is boring. During my high school years I kept hearing things like "uni is much cooler, you'll pick an area and just focus on classes you like!", fuck that, uni is even broader than high school, my engineering classes spanned across wayyyy too many areas, 50% of those I could not give 2 shits about. Don't see your classes as something similar to what you'll be doing once you get a job, I like my job and it has basically nothing to do with my uni classes, but I do understand that it was my degree that opened doors for me to get the job - that's what a uni degree is, a door opener. At the same time, don't turn into one of those douches - "fuck uni, these classes have no real use in the real world!!" - wrong, wrong, fucking wrong. These boring ass classes that seem to only be there to fuck your brain and make you feel stupid are what's going to make you ready for the real world, where competition is fierce. I made it a mission in uni to take in as much math classes as possible, 99% of it is useless to me today, it's not like I'm going to ever need to bust out multiple integrals... but the challenge is great, it sharpens your mind, the harder it is, the better you become. The stress of passing these classes and the study requirements they demand put you in a better position once you find challenges in your job, uni can't prepare you 100% for the problems you'll encounter during your professional life, but those 3-5 years should at least challenge you and smooth out the transition to a job - so don't take only easy classes.

If I could go back, I would definitely get on that finance/economics party, cunts make way too much money, would fit my narcissistic agenda. I know a guy in NYU, math department (doctorate).

The one after this should be ever better, dat book 5 was good shit. Also, huge fucking cliffhanger and the end, I read the book like 2 years ago and still have those last pages printed in memory.

Should've become a personal trainer. be a shredded cunt and make people pay for help becoming a shredded cunt What the fuck would that have to do with engineering broseph? Personal training is a made up job anyway, if you can't figure out how to lift a weight or not to eat a twinkie, you need better help than a personal trainer.

Hi, my name is cuda, and despite people thinking I'm just a musclebound douchebag, I also hold an engineering degree.

Fine, be a proud american. I've started reading this:

Hardcore unix and SQL master, that's what I would go for, and plenty of money to be made.

Meant to post about my feelings in Emperor of Thorns and the whole Broken Empire series, just got the time. First of all, to add to Jorg's badassery: So yeah, need to add this to the list: Decapitates a woman just to able to use her head as a throwing weapon. Kills guards appointed to him because he knows they can't fight back. Has sex with a female Necromancer. Kills the pope. Yeah. Jorg is the one of the best characters ever developed in the fantasy genre, the story of the book starts great, but I think some of it could have been told better, especially as you head towards the end of the series. There are quite a few things that are hard to pickup (Ginginho, when did you figure who the Dead King was? Did you understand who the Custodian was? The electric chair?), the series success is undoubtedly due to Jorg, not the story itself - not that I'm saying the story is bad though. The First Law trilogy for example has a really superb story that just drags you in, in The Broken Empire though, Jorg is the one carrying you, I didn't really care about what would happen, as long as Jorg kept surprising me it's all good. btw Ginginho, just learned that there is a new book coming out in the same universe: http://www.goodreads...prince-of-fools

Yes, well, I'm happy to know that I'm no longer the only that enjoys ejaculating on game systems.

You really don't. We will all still be here if you don't.

Go into the store and ask for a Sega Saturn, when they tell you it's old and no longer in the market just ignore them and go "pshh, still sold out, guess everyone really wants a saturn". Casually drop kick a store employee and leave.

History has made it clear that R* puts zero effort into GTA PC ports.

this is all I need to know about this game. 'dedicated waaammmm' hell, 80% of these kids sound possessed.

feels good to be back home:

See, I googled that car and it looks ok to me, I probably like all cars.

If I was to drive a z4: Would my douche level increase? I'm looking for a very specific amount of douche.

Yes you should. I wish I had Jorg Ancrath in my life at 15, I'd be twice the badass today.

Yeah.