Jizzy

Traditional boxing? Can I be your promoter?

Lucas vs. Igta

Anybody who doesn't like this show is a pretentious tight ass who doesn't appreciate low-brow humor. Like people who don't like Kevin Smith

September 5th on Netflix.

I've been sucked into Black Flag again, My Franklin still needs to go to flight school, and I'll do a couple missions with my online guy to max it out, I'm at 80 something.I'll do that today.

What about The Los Santos Connection?

Full payout for every time you do a mission was the biggest one to me. Maybe because I'm the only person left who is broke. Everybody else has millions. s ';

Top Changes Cash rewards are no longer reduced by 50% on replay of a Contact Mission. Players will now receive the full reward for completing a Mission every time. Players now receive more Cash for playing Contact Missions in groups:Two players - +10% Cash Three players - +20% Cash Four players - +30% Cash [*]Cash and RP for Contact Missions have been rebalanced. This is to ensure that all Contact Missions pay out a fair reward in relation to the mission difficulty and amount of time taken. The potential cash payouts have increased significantly overall, although some specific missions have been reduced as a result of the rebalance. [*]The San Andreas Flight School is now open for business in GTA Online. The Flight School can be accessed via a Job corona, from rank 6 onwards, at Los Santos International Airport indicated by a small plane icon on the map. Ten flying lessons have been added as part of the Flight School which will help to improve players’ flying skills. [*]Two new Planes and one new Helicopter have been added to the Elitas website: Buckingham Mil-Jet, Western Besra, and the Buckingham Swift (Two liveries) [*]Players are now able to purchase and equip a reserve Parachute at Ammu-Nation. They can choose different canopy designs for their primary and reserve parachutes. [*]One new vehicle (plus a roofless variation) has been added to the Legendary Motorsport website : Invetero Coquette Classic [*]25 new ‘flags of the world’ themed parachute bags have been added to Ammu-Nation in GTA Online only. [*]Six new multicolored parachute canopies have been added to Ammu-Nation: Air Force Chute Desert Chute Shadow Chute High Altitude Chute Airborne Chute Sunrise Chute [*]A new Flight Suit outfit has been added for Male and Female characters. This is available in all clothes stores in the outfits menu. [*]A new Flight Cap accessory has been added for Male and Female characters. This is available in all clothes stores in the hats menu. [*]Players who downgrade to smaller garages will now be able to request vehicles stored in previous garages from the Mechanic. [*]Players in Tanks will now show as such with a specific Tank icon on the Minimap. [*]Substantial changes made to On Call functionality to enable players to enter their choice of Job as quickly as possible. [*]Fixed an issue where Crew Leaders could occasionally be unable to put a Crew Emblem on Jackets or Hoodies. [*]Fixed an issue in the Creator where placed props would not appear correctly. [*]A large number of new Jobs have been added:

Minimum being 5 an hour.

BONES GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

A few singleplayer ones, some new, some not so new. Not sure how this deer got to Franklin's house, or what killed it... Followed Amanda after switching to Michael, and she walked to this dude's house. It's not Michael's. This guy didn't want to be in Franklin's selfie. Hanging with Cletus. Not appropriate. "You like fucking around with the camera phone, sugar tits?"

For some reason Lamar and Trevor love each other when alone together, but as soon as Franklin is there they hate each other. Oversight, or are they both trying to impress Franklin?

I think Otiz would have ignored the joke if he wasn't at least a little insecure about his penis.

I like playing as him, but I don't like him as a person.

No rapist is likable.

Loyal to his friends that he forces into amphetamine addiction, assaults, and rapes.

Villain does not mean antagonist, he's both. He doesn't even have a redeemable quality.

To be fair, almost any villain would look tame when compared to Vaas.

Me too. All the items will be over-priced and disappointing. What fun!

I don't use VATS, ever. Makes me feel like I'm cheating.

My favorite death in this game was after a long, drawn out shootout. I was out of ammo, and there was just me and one guy left. He had a shotgun, so after he took a shot, I rushed him. I pressed square, and as I went to punch him, he cocked me with the stock of the gun. For some reason this made me laugh, because of all the time wasted and the way it ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ7Iy5CdWVA

We could murder everybody at the homeless place in Paleto Bay, where you get the last guy who jumped bail.