ViceMan

Yes, my identity is very insecure. I don't want anyone to know my name is Stephen John Ferriday, 23, of South Ockendon, Essex, England... but no matter how hard I try to keep it a secret i'm sure some supersleuth will find out somehow.

Yeah the Mexico bit always did seem a bit short to me. Seems like just as you're getting into it it's over and you're on your way to Blackwater.

That's what I did/am doing.

I finally got round to unlocking the expert hunter outfit yesterday, now i've got to do the same for the savy merchant outfit too.

I did this. And this too. None of this has bothered me at all.

But you forgot to wear an official iGTA t-shirt you silly boy.

Was there some sort of competition going on to see who could stand with their legs furthest apart? It's a close call between Psy and the woman on the far right... But Psy's is more of a power stance, where-as her's almost akimbo! Yeah, legs apart, chest out like a manly-man. Rawr, I exude dominance. "Don'tcher fooqin' lewk at me wrong or ah'll bash yer 'ead in mate!"

Was there some sort of competition going on to see who could stand with their legs furthest apart?

Ohhohohohohohoho! Yous fooneh. Hows yous gets to bes so fooneh, is it likes geneticals?

*checks bank account details, finds account empty*

I've booked you in for Friday the 20th of May at 11:45 am. Please arrive 15 minutes early to guarantee your position. Man, the day before my birthday, so go a little easy. I hope that wasn't a hint. *hides enormously large dildo-shaped giftwrapped present*

So what happens when you run someone over or (when you're able to) shoot someone, do you get a wanted level? Or do you have to arrest yourself?

X'zact'lee. We don't want a fat, sweaty, four-eyed computer nerd as a protagonist do we?

Are there many peds walking around, what is their dialogue like? How different do two cars feel to drive, or is the handling very similar from car to car? Did you get to test out the collision damage?

Is there such a thing as a "regular" American? Everyone has some ethnic background or another, whether it be Germanic, Hispanic etc. I would class Tommy, Johnny, Claude, CJ and Luis as regular Americans. Niko is the only one who has been a true foreigner IMO.

How many different cases did you try out, and did they all seem unique? Also, is the weather system dynamic, or is it scripted for certain missions, same question for the day/night cycle too.

huh, was just talking to Pie about that pic a little bit ago. Completely deleted from the old forums (gee, who would want that and has the power). Forgot about the yearbook. Poor kid, no wonder he's a virgin. Mop Tops only suit The Beatles Pieface. Oh dear god, you had to post the big version of that picture didn't you? That's why I posted the small one.

GTA doesn't need catchy, bandwagonish spin-off games that cheapen the series, I can imagine the GTA games on a Wii; GTA Karts, GTA Golf, GTA Fitness, GTA Dancing... etc.

If R* do indeed release GTA V on the Wii 2, or anything of the sort I will lose all faith in them. GTA is a game that should never - and I repeat never - be seen on the Wii. Hopefully this is bullshit, which i'm pretty certain it is.

I've booked you in for Friday the 20th of May at 11:45 am. Please arrive 15 minutes early to guarantee your position.

Exactly. Your disappointment is understandable.

What's with the first photo? Erection? Never mind, you already answered that...

I've given up saving for that fucker. And when I was doing the endurance races I was about 20 laps ahead, I was so bored I was trying to PIT the other cars and cause big crashes. It was fun making them skid off onto the sand and then watch them crawl back while being overtaken. Well, it subdued the tedium for a few moments anyway.