ViceMan

You like to cause havoc and destruction? You mean you like to chase down unsuspecting people and blow them up while they're happily cruising along without a care in the world?

I would've got the JB700 if it didn't have those non-function guns stuck on it ruining the look. If there was a way to remove them... besides a classic car isn't about speed or handling, it's about looks... and my cherry red Stinger (that's never going to sound right) is fucking beautiful. Side A: Coquette, Phoenix, Surano (now red), Dominator and Vacca. Side B: Gauntlet, Stinger, Bullet, Schafter and Banshee. I know this isn't the what's in your garage topic but fuck it, they are photos.

The Higher your Rank is the more RP you will need to Rank-Up again. That's why every time you Rank up you end up earning slightly more RP for every Race. That seems strange, the idea of taking more RP and thus more time to level up at higher levels is negated by the fact that you are earning marginally more RP. So it is effectively taking the same time as lower levels. I did two races earlier while level 49 (didn't win of course but came 4th and 3rd) after I had finished my RP bar was halfway through level 50.

I thought it actually went up when I played last night, I got 1015RP for doing the prison lap by myself, whereas previously i'd been getting 900.

What? The last sequence already? I think i'm only on about 5 or 6. I've been doing the opposite, pirating and not doing the story. Plus I upgraded my ship as far as I could go, just need the elite plans now.

But they could've been making them for the past year or two. Who knows.

Don't weigh anything, except anchor. Aaaaarrrrrr.

I want to make a new themed character, I just don't know what. I want more choice of properties to buy, he might be a hobo in the desert. I guess I could just camp outside Trevor's trailer.

I've got the pirate captain or privateer robes on. So I blend in with all the honkys.

I'm sure there will still be plenty of people who do no planning whatsoever and just storm through the front door guns blazing.

None?

Yeah it's not far from his house, near Eclipse tower somewhere?

The three materials you use for upgrading your ship are cloth, wood and metal. I think you can get metal from brigs, but maybe it's frigates onwards. Going to head into the hard map areas soon and see how long I last against multiple men o war.

I can easily take down frigates now and also took on a man o' war or two. Those legendary ships though, fuck are they hard. Once you know each ship's strategy you can counter it, brigs just go for you with the ram so you lure them in and then drop fire barrels while speeding away, frigates you just try to circle them and stay behind them while pummeling their backside with your big black balls. I've even stopped attacking schooners now as they are small fry. Although I do go for them when I need repairs. What does the "send to fleet" option actually do? Apparently I need to be signed in to PSN and the Uplay thing to make it work. AAARRRRRRRRR!! Ye know ye want t' *tempts*

What the fuck is/was that last thing?

I've got a few upgrades for the Jackdaw, took over a fort, cleared a few islands of treasure and such. It's a good distraction from the story. My ship isn't strong enough to best a frigate yet, but i'm getting there. I have no idea where the story is going and what the ending's going to be like, which is nice.

Yeah despite me saying I wasn't going to get it on release day I ended up doing so. I had 14 quid left on a gift card I was going to put towards it but the shop we ended up going to didn't take the card, so I paid full price after all. The bloke said it was the first one he'd sold all day. It's not bad, it just feels very restrictive after GTA V with having to load when sailing into cities and not being able to dive underwater wherever I want.

I'll get some of mine next time i'm on.

The Feltzers look fucking horrible in this game, really chavvy.

Had to get rid of my Sabre Turbo in order to make space for the Vacca - a sad day, I painted my Dominator white with a black stripe in homage of it. So now my garage looks like this; Vacca Banshee Schafter (all black, wanted a nice four door for if we ever had "crew business" to attend to. I've also been looking at the Ocelot Jackal, which looks nice too, don't know which I prefer.) Dominator Baller (my selling car, gonna have to get rid of it though to make space for the Surano.) Bullet Stinger GT Phoenix Coquette Gauntlet I need a second fucking garage. I want so many more cars.

Am I sure about what? The only thing i'm sure about is your nipples sure are suckable and your tits - fuckable.

I didn't really know there were other people around the map that you could hire to do jobs. So I only had the default ones... plus that noob from the Lifeinvader mission who kept texting me throughout the story (quite suspiciously before each heist) asking for work. Of course I never hired him as he was shite. Still, I went with the good hacker... but the shite driver who crashed and lost me some of the cut.

A good sniping spot to pick off other players? I found out last week that you can detonate sticky bombs while in your apartment. I also found out they don't disappear if you leave the area. Since my apartment is near LS Customs I could potentially plant bombs behind the bollards outside the garage door and blow up unsuspecting people from my apartment. I know it works, i've tried and they do detonate. If only I were that malicious...

I have the custom tyres, not sure about them though. Might change back to the original ones. I don't want it to look too modern, that's why I didn't give it the xenon lights.

Anyway moving away from the discussion of honky dicks, my Stinger is also red. And just like that, we're back to talking about penises again.