ViceMan

My Benjy He's pretty old now; 19 or so, which is about 89 in human years. Doesn't really do much except sleep, wake up, yawn, have a stretch and go back to sleep. Go on, ask about his ear, go on.

I might exploit the restoration glitch to a degree, but not to ridiculous values. I had a set of robes that allowed me to cast destruction and conjuration spells for free, that felt like cheating, but it was pretty late in the game.

*inserts penis* Sincerely, ViceMan (VíçëMåñ)

Yes, it's easy to get game breaking weapons and armour.

Yes, but the whole idea of playing as a Nord is so you can be a Stormcloak.

Sounds perfectly rational to me.

Yes, something like that. Meh, if I did it now it wouldn't be funny.

You chose a Nord but sided with the Imperials? Is there a meme generator for that?

*is reminded of "It's Herbert Moooooooon!!!"* He never actually went to play poker y'know, there was a duplicate NPC of his character while the first one stayed in the shop.

It would give the city a more vibrant and dynamic feel. R* will expand upon what they did with RDR, so we could see events like it. The likelihood of an event happening should depend on your location in the city, if you are in the ghetto (GROVE STREET REPRESENT! etc. and other proud americanry) then holdups should be more common than in an affluent part of the city.

As I said previously, the screenshot has been angled in a way as to obscure the face of the person who's flying it. Then again it would be very easy for R* to change to a random ped model to hide the identity of the protag anyway. Still, that screen is clearly from gameplay.

*ahem*

Yeah I remember Smack the Pony, one of those shows that used to be on late on Channel 4, I used to watch it when I was about 8 and never understood the humour... for the obvious reasons. Aside from the fact they were women. Oh, that reminded me of Green Wing, it has some of the women in it that were in that too. That was quite funny because it was so bizarre.

I don't watch anything with Ricky Gervais in, he pisses me off. The only thing I did watch was An Idiot Abroad, he even pissed me off in that with his stupid laugh despite only having a minor role.

Yes, League of Gentleman isn't funny in a funny sort of way, it's funny in a dark perverse way. Massy would probably like it. It's on GOLD on Thursday nights now. (Oh, and they only made three series, so the first two are the majority of it.) I saw a few Balls of Steel episodes, the earlier series I think - was aiiight. Fonejacker and Trigger Happy TV have probably made me laugh the most spontaneously though. That's without mentioning the obvious British sitcoms; Only Fools, Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Open All Hours, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Dad's Army, Allo Allo, Bottom, The Young Ones. I used to like the Simpsons, but only the classic series up to about 9, I have 6,7, 8 & 9 on DVD. But I prefer Futurama TBH, well I haven't seen any of the new episodes yet.

YOU'RE WRONG!! Just... wrong!

I was more interested in the question about RDR on there.

Mages can take down giants easily, just freeze them with ice spike or some other frost spell and they can't run, they shuffle along while you blast more ice their way.

I am trying to link up the buildings from the original screencaps to those in the screenshots but for the life of me I cannot. I need a comprehensive knowledge of the layout of LA... Meh, fuck it i'll just let Fitty do it. Yes, I have just mindfucked myself majorly trying to think about it logistically and orientate myself.

I think as long as you get the killing blow and absorb the soul it should count. I've noticed if an NPC kills the dragon sometimes you don't absorb the soul.

NPCs sitting on a dock isn't really an AI improvement, it's exactly the same as them sitting on a bench, just with the script runner in a different place. And Fitty, it says POLICE, POL*CE or PONCE. Hard to see even after upping the contrast and enhancing the edges. After another check i'm going with simply "POLICE".

Not really stunts if you don't land the right way up, more of a catastrophic crash.

Oh, is this still going? I dunno, i've really lost interest... just pick me some good ones. Meh.

Once you get out there you won't be going back to Riverwood much. If you're playing as a Khajiit you might be going the thief route, in which case you'll want to head south east to Riften. If however you haven't developed a character yet or are confused by everything like I was when I first began you might just want to kill a few wolves and deer to level up and make a bit of money. Just stay away from bears and sabre cats at earlier levels or you'll be reloading a lot.

Yes, playing it again now isn't the same. I want to experience it all anew once again, wide-eyed and wide-anused.