ViceMan

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  1. He was a proud american and strayed into real life like proud americans do.
  2. If he gets it right he's gonna have to share with me and a couple of dozen other people.
  3. There's a road in Dagenham (a place near me) called Gay Gardens. If GLC were still here he'd confirm this for me as he lives near there.
  4. Yeah it's Markarth and Solitude, that's why the red symbols correlate to their symbols on the in-game map, although in a more crude form.
  5. I knew that because I am a fan of Aston Martins. Not because I like things with the word 'gay' in them, because that would be... well, gay.
  6. Am I the only one who didn't find it that interesting? Meh, I guess so.
  7. It is northwest in relation to the previous expansion, that's what I was getting at. Never mind, it makes little difference to me, of course when I inevitably lose I shall be sure to blame you.
  8. Fuck you and your sexy, sexy screenshots that make my dick slightly hard.
  9. What you've actually done is go north west, but fuck it, I don't care. So I suppose now i'll take the two to the east that are sandwiched between my territories.
  10. Just keep going north-east with mine. Preferably starting with the two directly to the east of my northern border.
  11. +5 to inebriation, - 5 to all other skills
  12. So is there any sense of time in this game... do we progress technologically? Or do we just expand and fight?
  13. Meh, well i'll just have the two to the southeast of my eastern city (i'm assuming the black dots represent cities.)
  14. Can I pick which three territories I want to claim on my next move or does Brian have to do it?
  15. I guess i'll go north now and claim France before somebody else does. I hear the food and standard of personal hygiene there is excellent.
  16. The Cuntons enter the bronze age and begin smelting bronze sex toys, they open up many stalls selling their wares and make quite a tidy sum. *shrugs*
  17. Well I have no idea if this is right, but i'll send my tribesmen down into Spain to attempt to conquer the people there. I claim Spain for the Cuntons!
  18. Are we to assume that the surrounding territories are totally devoid of human life? Are there no scattered tribes to contend with and conquer? Do we just march in and claim it for ourselves? This game makes no sense...
  19. Do I have to move? Or can I just sit and wait at the tourism desk for visitors to arrive? Also, I chose Andorra knowing it was an extremely small country as I wasn't taking this entirely seriously -of course, everybody else is - but it seems I have just as much territory as Massenstein and others. (Oh, also my country was called "New Cuntonia", don't know if that matters.)
  20. I think I want to play Mega Lo Mania again, epic game from my childhood. (Skip to 3:00 to avoid the credits, then watch the whole thing. Do it.) (Also, why is 16-bit music so intrinsically epic?)
  21. Can I choose a starting bonus or something? Do I get a unique unit that is only available at a later stage in the game? Also, what era are we starting from?
  22. Just give me something good then. As long as I can enforce martial law on my country and do as I please to the peasant women with no fear of repercussions.
  23. Do the territories we pick have to be adjacent to one another? Or could I pick say Andorra, Malta and some other tiny insignificant country? I don't know what the fuck i'm doing here...