ViceMan

I'll take Andorra, and I name it New Cuntonia. My people shall be the Cuntons and their business shall be the production of cheese. Oh and i'll have yellow.

Reminds me of this...

I guess i'll be needing a shotgun then. I like strategy games but I don't think i've ever played Risk, although I might've done back in my childhood and it was so boring I can't remember it.

Mounted archery sounds like a good idea when I get back into Skyrim again. I'll go crashing into bandit camps like a Mongol raider to rape and pillage their shit.

Fucking paki!

I don't think we've actually had this topic before, so props to you for coming up with something original. An antagonist should never be funny, at least not in a comedic way. Maybe funny as in sarcastic and scathingly critique though. A good antagonist/protagonist pairing should play off of one anothers characters to create a realistic hatred - but also a mutual respect - between the two.

Not happening. Though Take-Two's financial projections are unrealistically optimistic without the game coming out between now and March 2013, barring an improbable splurge of unannounced games. I was being sarcastic, poking fun at the noobs who thought the date had any other significance.

*waits for second trailer*

Him too. Only one way to find out, fetch the bound goat and light the candles.

Without worship he is slumbering, if we prayed to him he may return.

What about Bain?

No, God created everything.

It would make the noobs cry because they wouldn't get to see CJ again. (Even though they're not going to anyway, but don't tell them that.)

You have to eat the right shit and I can't be bothered to, I just eat crap. I still don't put weight on, i'm only 11 stone... 70kg. As I said I would never join a gym, a waste of money as far as i'm concerned. Trying to look brolic was never one of my main concerns, i'm happy with what I am. I have never controlled what I eat. I mean, I don't eat a lot of trash food sure. But I've never wanted to count cals/carbs whatever, I just keep on eating and stop+do cardio whenever I feel I bulked too much, pretty simple really! Meh, I have a six pack and a bit of a gut. The only place I get fat really... on my stomach. After christmas I was up to nearly 12 stone so I cut back a bit on what I eat, before I would do myself a chinese or a curry at 10pm if I felt hungry, now I make myself toast instead. And I don't seem to feel as hungry later on as a result.

You have to eat the right shit and I can't be bothered to, I just eat crap. I still don't put weight on, i'm only 11 stone... 70kg. As I said I would never join a gym, a waste of money as far as i'm concerned. Trying to look brolic was never one of my main concerns, i'm happy with what I am.

Meh, I would never want to be that muscley anyway. When I see people like that I think they just have too much free time on their hands. Of course some people are naturally well built and seem to pack on a lot of muscle without actually doing anything. Me though, i'm pretty skinny and nothing sticks to me.

It does seem a rather long time, if it is released in early 2013 then that's at least 14+ months after the first trailer was released. Which does sound a bit of a stretch to me. For the time being I am still sticking to my mindless optimism that it'll be released in October. I'm not basing that on any proud americany "hidden messages" in certain trailers though. Just my gut feeling and the fact that GTA games are often released in October.

http://www.igta5.com/forums/topic/765-gta-v-trailer-breakdown/page__view__findpost__p__14169 Yeah, we noticed that the day the trailer was released. That's the explanation for it.

If Cuda was a street you wouldn't cross him, if Pie was a street he'd be a back alley with cum-dripping down the walls and lots of hobos gathering round the bins. If I were a street i'd be a dead-end and completely unnavigable. If D-O was a street he'd be one way with signs placed every 10ft to remind you of that fact. If Massacre was a street he'd be a tunnel with no lighting and after you exited it you'd feel dirty and violated but would probably turn around and go back in again.

If you believe every fabricated article you read on the internet then yes, you could say that. Rockstar have said nothing, it's just these proud americany gaming sites like to generate page hits by making up whatever they think will get peoples attention. As Flavor Flav once famously said: "Don't... don't... don't... don't believe the hype."

The DLC has already been confirmed, there will be three separate episodes: one that takes you back to Los Santos in 1947, where you play as a detective called "Cool Felps" and have to solve various crimes around the city. One will be set in 1911 and will involve horses in some way, it will be wild west themed and you will play as "Jim Marsden". The last will be set in Brazil and will be entirely in slow motion and the protag is called "Mack Spane".

There will be no more official info, all info from now on will be unofficial. This is the official word from R*... unofficially of course. I'm sure R* are desperate for everyone to forget about Max Payne a day after its release and will be rushing to get more info out of the door ASAP.

*doesn't actually care* I could form a sentence better than you. *shrugs and leaves*

I did kinda realise that, but I can dream. In the future, when we're all directly linked into our shitty Facebook accounts by a brain implant... then it will happen. Of course we'll be long dead by then, or at least those of us who aren't lucky enough to have cryogenic labs installed in their underground fortresses will be.

Why do they have to ruin it by giving it a stupid cartoony feel with the graphics. Same with that SW:TOR game, I looked at that and saw the same problem. Not that i'd consider buying either, they can go shove their monthly charges up their arse.