ViceMan

I think the 4/5 one was the one where I got bored and started grenading myself. Is grenading a sexual term? It should be.

*pisses liberally on the carpet and gives a sheepish look*

Hey look it's Dave Mustaine!

You don't send anyone to the gallows, he goes to jail in the Palace of the Kings, a few days after that another woman should be murdered. Then the quest resumes and you have to find the real killer, you can bypass all that if you don't accuse Wuunferth to begin with, but it makes little difference. You can speak to Wuunferth in the jail I think and he protests his innocence. The Orc has nothing to do with the quest, but it's always fun to kill random Orcs anyway. You do have to kill a couple of Orcs for the DB storyline, one is a bard and one is a chef, it might have affected that if you were planning on joining the Dark Brotherhood and had killed them already. Who knows.

We never got the RDR DM events going. But the GTA IV ones were mildly epic... when everyone could actually join them without disconnecting every two minutes.

Here's something to ruin that quest for you... I tried being a werewolf... didn't like it, I find you are too vulnerable to archers without any armour protection and no ranged attack to retaliate. I took the first opportunity to get rid of it when clearing Ysgramor's tomb.

We try to be accommodating in the anal department. The first go is free, but for every mention of CJ and/or Tommy thereafter it's a swift anal rapeage, you've been warned. Of course if you like that sort of thing that's all well and good, it'll make things much easier in the long run.

Yeah the lag/crash problems were resolved long ago, either that or deleting most of my other games save data helped. Now if they would just fix the quest-breaking bugs... I became aware of Bethesda's reputation in this department after playing Skyrim for a week.

GTA: VC ≥ GTA:SA ≥ GTA III > GTA IV I can't make my mind up so they are all greater than or equal to, 'cept GTA IV. From this we can infer that CJ, Tommy and Claude own a gay bondage club in GTA V. Evidently.

Wish they'd fix the main game first.

Nigguhs is at it again! And while i'm here; AC II > AC ≥ AC:R > AC:B

Hmm, that's only 100 years after Revelations, i'd prefer 1800's London, skulking through the fog between streetlamps, listening to the stereotypical American interpretations of 19th century cockneys and hunting down Jack the Ripper. "Cor blimey guv!"

Aha you funny, you real funny.

Yes it definitely is the last GTA game then, you should kill yourself.

I didn't stop playing it once I started, hence my absence. I wasn't coming on the PC at all, just went straight on my PS3 whenever I had the chance. But these bugs have become too much of an annoyance, my latest game with my Khajiit thief is already bugged and i've only been playing it a few hours. Brynjolf is stuck at the Flaggon, i'm meant to be following him into the cistern to confirm my guild membership but he just stands there like a cunt and says "follow me". How can I follow you if you don't fucking move?! I've pushed him, attacked him, left the area and come back and now i'm bored of it.

Hi Duppy Wuppy. *waves penis*

AC has that thing with the labyrinthine plotlines that tie in with real world history and a thinly-veiled essence of Illuminati thrown in for good measure. The way they've done it is quite impressive. I do still want to visit Japan and/or China in the middle ages, but more and more people are talking about the American revolution and it's starting to make sense. We had wrist-concealed guns in II thanks to Altair and his knowledge from the apple, so in the 18th century who knows what kind of weapons the Assassins will have? Shoulder mounted rocket launchers? I imagine you'd have some sort of gun to outrange the standard infantry of the time. Ben Franklin could be the new Da Vinci character who helps the protag to create these weapons. It would certainly sate my appetite for this time period until R* (hopefully) announce a prequel for RDR.

You forgot Fish In A Barrel. And it's Wrong Side of the Tracks you're thinking of. I'd say the missions were harder in GTA III, as I was younger and it was the first GTA of the 3D format and as such I wasn't sure what to expect. By SA you knew the basic formula of the missions and all the controls.

Yup, that's what i've always classed myself as. Although i'm apathetic about everything so... meh.

That pretty much defines agnosticism, yes. It's much better than atheism where you have to give reasons for not believing in god and jeebus and allah. As an agnostic you can just say "fuck it I don't care either way."

I never got to 81, my first playthrough was 63 or so, then I got bored because of the glitches and started a new game. Then that bugged so I started another... you get the idea. Also, my dragon name is Vulomziisah, taken from heAr.

*retrives rusty mace of Molag Bal from weapon rack*

I was actually referring to QD's previous comment about annualising GTA as many game companies do to their games *cough*EA*cough* to make a quick buck. They live by the adage "quantity over quality".

"GTA 2015 - All the same shit from last year's game, just with different character textures and a slight coat of polish for good measure. Hey, in this one we've added two new pedestrian models too, each with over five (5!) lines of dialogue. Yours for only £39.99."

It looked bad?