ViceMan

I did in the end. I was getting close to ragequitting. Did you use the claw to unlock the door and learn the dragon shout? (Can't believe i'm actually starting to sound like I understand what's going on.)

Yeah I picked the other guy, Faedrhal or whatever his name is (fuck stupid names.) He just died when we were battling a couple of sabre cats in Bloated Mans Grotto and I roasted him with my flames, a pity 'cause he was carrying all my shit. Now i'm trying to make it past some spriggan things and a bear without dying. *reloads for the 23rd time* Any weaknesses they have? I am only level 12 and what is this?!

Needs a witty caption... *thinks* *can't think of anything, leaves*

I still haven't got a horse, running around on foot like a fucking noob. Spent all my money on other useless shit. Meh,

I have been saving frequently ever since I got killed by some random people after collecting loads of stuff in caves. I have that woman in tow now, whatever her name is, if she's killed will she return or is that it, is she gone for good?

I don't think i'll become that attached to this game. It's alright, but I can't engage with it thus far. We'll see how my opinion changes after more than four hours of playing.

So I got it today, don't know what i'm meant to be doing but i've done a few lair things, that claw task etc. I'm currently in a lair called Brittleshin something or other... I have no idea what the fuck is going on so i'm just going round blasting everything with my fire pretending this is SW:KOTOR and i'm a Sith who's lost his lightsaber. I chose the dark elf as my character for no apparent reason. I'll just have to get used to the layout of the HUD and navigating via the compass at the top, it's a bit weird not having a small map in the corner of the screen to orientate yourself... oh and I found Tommy Vercetti squatting under a tree.

That's only cos GTA IV didn't have horses I did consider making that joke, but thought it would be too cheesy. Like your penis.

Hey no spamming with one word posts, or i'll have to fetch a mod. I am shocked, shocked I say! After all, there were bubbles. -OPx

Yup. I saw the "CJ or not CJ" bit and thought exactly that. When I saw that I immediately knew there'd be no point reading it.

Ok i've debated all I can and I decided to give this game a try. I won't understand what the fuck's going on but i'll give it a go. Just hope it doesn't FUBAR my PS3.

I beat the firemen up about a week into playing GTA IV, didn't we all?

what? We didnt have elephants in VC therefore they were invisible! * waits for laugh * Your woman logic makes no sense, invisible elephants are real, just because they're invisible doesn't make them any less real, they are still there. A non-existent visible elephant is just as absent as an existent invisible elephant, but the difference is one is there but invisible and the other isn't there because it doesn't exist. What am I trying to say? We did have elephants in VC - only they were invisible.

Heard one song, was instantly disgusted, that was that. Aren't some of those nigguhs 15 or something? I prefer better rappers TBH.

I've got this, but I flipped it. Don't know what it is? It's from the Mandelbrot set of fractals, which involve complex algorithms that create that image... Yeah I don't really understand how it works fully, to me it's just a pretty picture.

Survivor light... lol. "I'm just going to probe around in this dark crack with my survivor light to see if anything becomes illuminated."

You's a nigguh?

The one with the small.. .*ahem*...?

Isn't there a difference between EfLC and the Complete Edition that doesn't allow people to play together. Anyway; GTA IV/EfLC/RDR (Would prefer RDR though.) Any time after 8pm would be fine for me, I guess it'd have to be anyway so it's not too early for them thar Amurricarns ovah thay-ar.

So you know who you're bumming when you're not putting fires out?

You don't know shit obviously.

Don't fuck with these guys.

Which one's Fitty?

Better than GTA IV's multiplayer, more organised and stable.

Only time I ever used a skateboard was in THPS (1, 2 & 3.)