ViceMan

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  1. All is going well at the moment, but it's the being near the building you go to in Just Business that always seems to crash the game for me, so I don't expect to get further than that mission somehow.
  2. But the graphics seem so shit on there nowadays, I played both SA and Vice on my PS3 and it seemed to make it twice as worse. Also does anyone else have a routine they go through when they start a new game? Mine is always the same; kill Ballas by bunnyhopping over them at high speeds (you can just crash into them but it knocks you off the bike, if you bunnyhop it flattens a whole group of them if you're lucky. And you stay on the bike.) And take their weapons. Kill drug dealers until you've got about $10000 (about 5-6 dealers) and buy the safehouse south of Grove Street. Then go to the gym at the beach and work out, stopping off at the hotdog stall on the way back to save your game (and get the armour pickup at the convention centre.) That's before i've gone back to Grove Street. Oh I forgot, I also pick up the MP5 spawn at Unity Station and increase my stat with it. And also the katana from behind a nearby fence.
  3. I did, this was a new copy... my old original 1.0 version disc broke through overuse many years ago. That's why it's pissing me off so much.
  4. I've decided to finally reinstall it once again, even though playing it on my dad's PC last night it was still crashing, so I don't hope for much. I can't even understand the cause of the crash which is the most annoying part.
  5. I doubt we'd get formula 1 cars, I don't think i'd like to drive at those speeds through the streets knowing the problem GTA games always have with spawning cars. Going at 200mph with a clear road ahead of you, you look back momentarily and when you turn back round seven cars have spawned right in front of you, and I think after one crash the car would be totally fubar. Even if you hit a lamp post it would fuck you up. However, if this game is going to focus more on a return to the fun elements of GTA, then who knows. I would like to see something really rare based on the Veyron, crashing one of those at 254mph would be epic.
  6. They only appeared two days ago when QD was passing and took a shit. Makes the skyscrapers look really insignificant too, there should be a mountain next to the Burj Khalifa.
  7. Well there are a lot of people out there who try to make fake maps look legitimate as possible, they take pleasure in trying to fool the community. That's why i'm overly skeptical of everything. Don't trust anybody.
  8. Yeah I never did like Photoshop for some reason, always preferred the feel of Paintshop, call me a noob why don't ya.
  9. I play it sometimes, mainly when my 5 year old niece comes round, she liked playing Undead Nightmare too.
  10. It would be appropriate as 9 times out of 10 I use Paintshop to put bOnEs face on another picture.
  11. I lol'd. I think it would be nice to see the mainland from the (purely hypothetical at this point) island though... the city in the distance, and possibly the mountains beyond it. Fuck, I am getting as bad as the noobs with my silly wishes. Shoot me with your bazooka.
  12. I was going to put his face over the loading image for Paintshop as there's a random woman staring at me in it, I thought it would be much funnier to have bOnEs looking at me everytime I open Paintshop, but I can't find the image in the files. So instead I made a mockup of what it would look like...
  13. I made sure the last time I found bOnEs' pic I saved it on my computer:
  14. Don't suppose there's any chance of us getting some more games going is there?
  15. I do that all the time, so if i'm there and not talking that's why. Either that or because i'm an unsociable cunt. Your choice.
  16. Yes, that's better. Don't suggest things as if they''e 100% definite at this point in time or you'll get ripped to shreds. Also, don't trust any source of info unless it appears on R*s website. If in the next trailer they show a large mansion on an offshore island then you can go hyper and fap all over the place. Not before.
  17. ViceMan

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    Huttups? What's a huttups? [/fonejacker]
  18. Did you play Undead Nightmare? I don't see how anyone could play that and not want zombie DLC for GTA. Didn't you - like - never not finish it though - like?
  19. Hmmm, haven't really thought about mine. I would've said Phil Bell too, or Gerry. I dunno...
  20. I remember entire topics devoted to talking about the fine gentlemangios.
  21. It's not New York, Cali or Florida. The places everyone knows. I'd guess it's mediocrity is its shittiness.
  22. I will cum over the case so everybody knows it's mine.