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TUE MAY 16 - 6PM (EDT) 11PM (BST) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, crew-created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Join when you can, stay as long as you like, and please post your pics and videos here for all to enjoy! Crew nights are always more hilarious from multiple viewpoints, so show and tell your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so the playlist DJs can bookmark it. The IGTA Community chat on PSN is also a great place to share ideas and news. Photos are occasionally featured at @iGrandTheftAuto. Please tag your crew content with #igta! --- Theme: If you can't tell, that is a last-gen picture when I dressed like Fanboy ( Hunter S Thompson ). We've sort of done this a few times with Weev Night and Gtagrl night. This time it's more open to whomever you feel like. Impersonate someone else from IGTA. --- PS --- This theme idea was totally mine. It had nothing to do with @Ku Zi Mu pps: I always forget you can tag people in posts here --- * Join the iGTA community here to be eligible for an invitation to the Social Club Crew. * Add crew staff on the Playstation Network to get invited to GTAO lobbies. PSN Names are underneath our forum avatars, along with Social Club, Twitter, etc. * Join anytime, the earlier the better. We usually start in a crew lobby, join via friends list or party chat. If you can't get in, ask for an invite, sometimes we end up in an invite-only after jobs. We round everyone up and send out fresh invites after each playlist. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. You're not in a public lobby, so save it for when you are. * NO DIRTY RACING! A number of our jobs have specific rules, so pay attention, read the description, and listen to the creator's instructions. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS, SNACKS or GOING OFF-RADAR during competitive play. For GTA races, use pickups only (rockets, boost), no thrown explosives. * Don't ruin photo or video setups. No getting a 4-star wanted level when someone's staging a shot. Just don't. --- Upcoming Events: May 23rd - Warriors Night May 30th - Military Night (Memorial Day) June 6th - Vote Now: http://www.strawpoll.me/12916088/r (Events Subject to Change depending on crew input or when Rockstar releases new DLC) Other Suggestions (add your ideas below!): Rally Car Night, Rockabilly Night, GTA Night, Vinewood Night, Business Night, Wrestling/Fight Night, Motocross Night, Purge Night, FIB Night, Rock & Roll Night (KISS), Dapper Animals, Underpants Party Fresh suggestions: Supercars, Crotch Rockets, Steampunk, Military, Bums, Toga, Cowboys, Pirates, Ninjas, GTA Character Night Recurring Themes: Crew Blue Night, Drift Night, Stunt Night, Off-Road Night, BMX Night, Lowriders Night, 80s Night, Apocalypse Night, MC Night

Not my usual 80ish pics. Didn't feel like it Bones, Me Dup. [insert other character close ups here I bailed on taking.] Whatever, Bones had it covered. Smack a Bizzach Nemo gets Bones Can't really tell Bones is any different than the actor hookers. Some hooker revenge on BMX This bizzach gets in the way that Bizzach goes down with BMX More Bizzaches incoming How BMX spent most of his time During Bone's race. Figs rocket Voltic and the new entrance to the wall ride. Here is too many pictures of me killing Dup. Weev's Race. Good thing there were these stop strips to slow me down for the big drop.... ....or not. Can you say...."clusterfuck?" Thanks for the extra nudge there Fanboy. There goes Weev in his own race. ....yeah And finally, here is too many pictures of me killing gtagrl after she left the lobby. more hat fuckery. Good follow through on the swing. Perfect form. next to her plate. Lul. I had a shit load from the resurrection mode but said fuck it. Here is probably what you missed. me killing Bones me killing Nemo me killing gtagrl Fanboy killing one of them ( he was on my team ) BMX killing one of them ( he too was on my team ) Dup killing someone or dying. I don't know. I forget what team he was on. There, use your imagination for those.

I'll make sure to make that list all Cynical Creator jobs....just for you.

ahh ture lmfao. Maybe skip playlists next week or just do 1. If you are just liking the free roam, stick to that. we can invite you back after them.

You're not very good at faking it. "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!" "I MISSED A CHECKPOINT!!!"

#idgaf

If we don't have a decent ho to pimp ratio we may need some man whores for those who don't have a female. I mean, a pimp should have at least 3 hoes. I think Navaho will make a good bottom bitch

Ghost, Mercy, Emz and Dozy had themselves a theme night. We should probably add this to the calendar.

lol man they do have a few filters that add to the racism. Good stuff. Tiz Fanboy

...Probably I was trying to get my vagina licked when Dup fucked it all up. The hooker is probably going to freak out...Probably The bitch is probably going to steal my car...Probably. I probably have to cap her ass....Probably Bones is probably going to smack the fuck out of me...Probably. I guess we will probably have to wait until he posts his pictures to find out....Probably. BMX probably won't drive safely away after getting back onto his scooter....Probably. This blind-fire-hail-mary grenade toss is probably going to kill BMX like the one did last week did...Probably. I'm probably going to have to get a face close up because his character looks hilarious...Probably. Bones is probably going to be killed by Nemo...Probably. Fanboy is probably going to gun bunt BMX....Probably. Cynical Creator is probably going to get shot to shit...Probably. He is also probably going to get merked hard by the rail gun...Probably. Bones probably is going to as well...Probably. There probably is going to be a cluster fuck at the start of Bones's van race...Probably. Nemo is probably going to lose his Taco sign on his roof...Probably. The taco sign is probably going to get in the way of big boss...Probably. Gtagrl is probably going to blow up from that hard landing down there...Probably. Her corpse is probably going to get in my way...Probably. These rockets are probably headed straight for Fanboy...Probably. I probably had to get a close up of the giant robot cock...Probably. 3 people are probably about to miss this jump in "Just Dune It"...Probably. Bones's character looks freaked out after he left the lobby. He is probably about to get murdered...Probably. Nemo's fat ass in his fucking bomb suit is probably blocking the cool part of the animation when I am spartan kicking Bones to get my axe out of his shoulder...Probably. Spotify probably poped up at the worst time when I was probably about to shoot Weev after he left the lobby...Probably. It probably looks like Weev is shitting blood...Probably. It's probably a bit racist I used the photo filter in the rockstar editor called "Albuquerque" for all of these pictures....Probably. That is probably all I have for this week...Probably.

that looks fabulous

*doesn't talk about gay theme that I'm indifferent about That sounds awesome. I'd totally make some of those for that theme. Dup's parkour races, my obstacles of death, IKILLYOU's death runs. All perfect for that.

I think may as well do straight up crew blue as is tradition. Doing our shitty Mexican impressions isn't really much different. Not doing that theme isn't a big deal though if you really don't like it. Like I said before, there are plenty of other themes to go around.

You could always dress like a gay Mexican Lol pretty much. It isn't much different than crew blue night and I don't want to do those anymore either. Warriors is cooler. I'd rather do off-road night again. There are a lot of theme we haven't done before or for while i was thinking of putting in the polls. super car night crotch rocket night motocross night wrestling night BMX night steampunk night military night bum night igtGay night ( this one is for Kuz ) Toga Party Cowboys pirates ninjas pirates vs ninjas? vinewood ect

The orange thing just feels old. Not feeling it. There are a ton of better themes

Time for all of us to be slightly racist again, yay! Warriors night then for the 24th? I'll make a poll next week for what's after that.

ok, yah im suuuuuuuuuuuure

Yeah I had 32. A fuck ton were from landgrab that I skipped over. Can't do 80 pics every week lol.

BMX on fire Fanboy is about to be a dick. Yup, there he is, being a dick JFK and Bones about to kiss? That was a pretty good getaway I must say, Fanboy. My Ruiner race Me vs Fanboy in Dup's job. There was 30 seconds left in the job and I was up by 2 captures so I said fuck it. I might as well let Kuz whip some moltovs my way as I do some air piano. Rainbow Road A clusterfuck at Old-Skoolers junkyard. BMX with a well placed kick on Bones Fanboy landing on his roof. Hopefully he doesn't blow up. Well shit. My Aqua blazer race. Traffic Jam Me and fanboy coming out the loop. You can't really tell but we are more or less going straight down. Underwater landing And Dolphin'ing out the water. Here is me making the tube skydive and NOT cheating like everyone else on the other team Land Grab. Didn't bother with too many. We've had enough the past couple of weeks. Just some nade kills on BMX. Bombs away. This little guy travelled pretty far to meet up with BMX. But it was worth the trip. This trip wasn't as far OK Weev, he is dead. You can stop shooting Hmm, what is BMX going to do with that jet? Nothing actually. Cause this. Apparently the marksman pistol has some kick. Last week I picked on Fanboy. This week it was BMX. I wonder who it will be next week.

Hey everyone look at the new R2. He changed his character and his forehead looks stupid. POINT AND LAUGH! lolololollolol

Almost forgot, we're going to have to check this out too

TUE APR 25 - 6PM (EDT) 11PM (BST) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, crew-created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Join when you can, stay as long as you like, and please post your pics and videos here for all to enjoy! Crew nights are always more hilarious from multiple viewpoints, so show and tell your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so the playlist DJs can bookmark it. The IGTA Community chat on PSN is also a great place to share ideas and news. Photos are occasionally featured at @iGrandTheftAuto. Please tag your crew content with #igta! --- Theme: All you need to know is right here: --- PS --- Pimps'n'Hoes won the poll. I added it to the calendar. I also added Impostor night. Dress like someone else from iGTA. That theme is long overdue. So it's like how we dress like Weev on Weev night, but we will all mimic different people. Great idea for a theme right? Yeah it was my idea. Totally my idea. Not Kuz's idea. --- * Join the iGTA community here to be eligible for an invitation to the Social Club Crew. * Add crew staff on the Playstation Network to get invited to GTAO lobbies. PSN Names are underneath our forum avatars, along with Social Club, Twitter, etc. * You can join anytime, but the earlier the better. We usually start off in a crew lobby, join via friends list or party chat. If you can't get in, ask for an invite, sometimes we end up in an invite-only after jobs. We round everyone up and send out fresh invites after each playlist. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. You're not in a public lobby, so save it for when you are. * NO DIRTY RACING! Also, listen to us if there's specific rules for a job. A number of our jobs have specific rules, so pay attention and read the description. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS, SNACKS or GOING OFF-RADAR during competitive play. For GTA races, use pickups only (rockets, boost), no thrown explosives. * Don't ruin photo or video setups. No getting a 4-star wanted level when someone's staging a shot. Just don't. --- Upcoming Events: May 2nd - Cinco de Mayo May 9th - Vote Winner: Pimps'n'Hoes May 16th - Impostor Night (Events Subject to Change depending on crew input or when Rockstar releases new DLC) Other Suggestions (add your ideas below!): Rally Car Night, Rockabilly Night, GTA Night, Vinewood Night, Business Night, Wrestling/Fight Night, Motocross Night, Purge Night, FIB Night, Rock & Roll Night (KISS), Dapper Animals, Underpants Party Recurring Themes: Crew Blue Night, Drift Night, Stunt Night, Off-Road Night, BMX Night, Lowriders Night, 80s Night, Apocalypse Night, MC Night

It would seem me and Bones are spending our Thursday night doing the same thing. Let's start with my clip Never had a real good look into the cockpit of a sub before Nemo Me Kuz Dup Fanboy The start of a team GTA race. I'm sure you can guess what is next. You probably figured it was Me and Fanboy mashing someone. But actually Bones gave us a good kick. Then BMX and Gtagrl used Fanboy as a ramp. Good vehicle choice there BMX. Land Grab. Kuz vs Gtagrl I managed to shoot an already dead Gtagrl from a distance. Someone killing someone. Oh it's Big Boss. Welcome back Big Boss. And he is killing his fellow Mexican, Nemo. Hopefully you watched the clip at the start of my post so you know what is about to happen. Time to ruin some of the magic. It was still pretty good timing though. lul Joust III. Weev steals Fanboy's scooter. Fanboy tries to get another. Not on my watch. I get the scooter. Another team GTA race. Just a lot of cluster fuckery here. Fanboy manages to hit Nemo off our bike, but not me. I fire back Dup's cage match. Wasn't really worth spending too much time getting pictures in this. It was just a lot of lag and gltichy punching. Nemo's bike race. Kuz taking the jump. Weev lands in the water. Hey Nemo, nice mud guards. PEDAL OLD MAN! PEDAL! More land grab. I feel like I am picking on Fanboy tonight. Maybe it's because he is due to turn into Fanman. Why you still a boy? ( Whose joke was that originally? Kuz or BMX? ) Bones vs Weev. these usually start with the over the shoulder shot of the winner but I thought I'd change it up. Bones died. Bye Fanboy. Bye Big Boss. OH NOES IT'S KUZ You rolled too early sucka. Kiss my ass AND DIE! DIE KUZ DIE DIE! DIE! Vertical shot. It will take you slightly longer to scroll past it. HA! DIE! Ok that was a bit much. I rewound the clip to find him gun bunting Weev. That make you feel better Kuzie Poo? Nemo takes out Fanboy. Though it would seem Fanboy died a lot...he happened to do really well in capturing a lot of squares. His team won the land grab. Killing Cynical Creator. If you haven't seen his character close up before...brace yourself. ...yeah. Yikes Weev killing someone. Just had to me Cynical again to make me stare at the mug one more time. At this point Kuz was yelling "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCREEN!" In this game mode if you press triangle it will go to an overhead view of the map, blocking your entire screen. This was about when Gtagrl told him that. But it was a bit late. Weev, Fanboy and Gtagrl make a triangle. Weev comes out on top. I could have sworn he would have preferred it on the bottom of a 3 way. And finally, killing Fanboy's NPC after he left the lobby. This is where the game struggles to process where the hat goes from on the head, to flying through the air. It eventually figures it out. The end.

Dope

TUE APR 18 - 6PM (EDT) 11PM (BST) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, crew-created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Join when you can, stay as long as you like, and please post your pics and videos here for all to enjoy! Crew nights are always more hilarious from multiple viewpoints, so show and tell your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so the playlist DJs can bookmark it. The IGTA Community chat on PSN is also a great place to share ideas and news. Photos are occasionally featured at @iGrandTheftAuto. Please tag your crew content with #igta! --- Theme: This Plus This Equals this Ps: Good job Bones on making the emblem. --- * Join the iGTA community here to be eligible for an invitation to the Social Club Crew. * Add crew staff on the Playstation Network to get invited to GTAO lobbies. PSN Names are underneath our forum avatars, along with Social Club, Twitter, etc. * You can join anytime, but the earlier the better. We usually start off in a crew lobby, join via friends list or party chat. If you can't get in, ask for an invite, sometimes we end up in an invite-only after jobs. We round everyone up and send out fresh invites after each playlist. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. You're not in a public lobby, so save it for when you are. * NO DIRTY RACING! Also, listen to us if there's specific rules for a job. A number of our jobs have specific rules, so pay attention and read the description. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS, SNACKS or GOING OFF-RADAR during competitive play. For GTA races, use pickups only (rockets, boost), no thrown explosives. * Don't ruin photo or video setups. No getting a 4-star wanted level when someone's staging a shot. Just don't. --- Upcoming Events: Apr 25 - 80's night May 2nd - Cinco de Mayo May 9th - Vote Now: https://strawpoll.com/3w4rw77 (Events Subject to Change depending on crew input or when Rockstar releases new DLC) Other Suggestions (add your ideas below!): Rally Car Night, Rockabilly Night, GTA Night, Vinewood Night, Business Night, Wrestling/Fight Night, Motocross Night, Purge Night, FIB Night, Rock & Roll Night (KISS), Dapper Animals, Underpants Party Recurring Themes: Crew Blue Night, Drift Night, Stunt Night, Off-Road Night, BMX Night, Lowriders Night, 80s Night, Apocalypse Night, MC Night