GunSmith

You're fapping by the glow of your monitor late one eve, and a peeping prowler enters the window for a closer look. Your bat is far out of reach in the opposite corner; you don't have a gun. You do, however, have 50lbs. of bludgeon sitting next to your clean hand; instinctively, you snatch it up, taking care not to stain it, and swiftly dispose of the intruder. I want a 50 lb. keyboard.

All it entails is ramming a player through the wall with a truck, and you get instant VIP access??

Did one bounce off her head at ~0:43-0:44?

Cool piece, Jizzy, is that ceramic?? Also, before the lights went out, I was overjoyed to notice that some miraculous Christmas magic has graced the little tree:

I blasted a didgeridoo at it during the dark periods.

Hey, it's good for the soil. EDIT: Oh fuck, one of these seeds has a big honkin' Jew nose and is sprouting glasses. WHAT DO I DO Really?? I light-proofed the closet at night...I remember a few times I maybe let a teensy flash of light in to check the night temperature, but I dunno. Does tying them down stress them much?

Bollocks. Oh, well, I guess I will try. Do you know how it could have self-seeded? It never met a male plant. Is this an immaculate pollination? Will it produce holy seeds?

Holy Jesus. It went to seed. Will the product be decent if I finish the cycle?

God put that shit there, knowing you needed it.

Doing fabulously. We're in the homestretch!

Can you take peyote, become an elephant, and be ridden?

But with such frequency that you consistently appear to be topping the list?? Surely it's not just coincidentally timed.

I'm not here to argue. But if you don't consider relentless status drones to be spam, then, uhh--

Sorry, babe, but spam is still irksome spam regardless of your av. That's the digital equivalent of pulling the race card.

Brian, it's ironic that you, of all people, might want the status feed to be cleaner. And there's no topic for poastin' Social Club links! What do you expect??

Now I didn't quite call it a miracle, nor did I suggest he smoke it daily, but, ya know, thanks for your input. On topic, as a young guy, I find that 12-hour sleeps are pretty damn rejuvenating. The next day is always a lot more pleasant.

Massy's advice is sound. Titrated weed, dosed as you need, will serve you well with your anxiety, too.

While we're on... ...the DUST... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u0GJdNu1Ds

No new content after the update for me. Nothing in the in-game store, either. Anyone else??

This seals the deal. All I had to see:

I imagine Truth is quite familiar with HID. And out of curiosity, how hot do HID headlamps run??

Missed the stream, but wow, I'm just awed by these PS4 Snapmatics...what a difference.

Week 5. So close, I can smell it!

Just sell the kid, you can get 3k easy. That's a down payment!

I'm sorry, are those gentlemen wearing gloves...? ...without cunt-suits?!