GunSmith

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  1. Wow, I never noticed the full-torso Jesus tattoo. I'm going to get a large-scale fistfight between Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, and Moses across Trevor's torso. Jesus will be delivering a flying dropkick to Moses, who is preparing to smash a steel chair into Buddha's skull. I'm thinking of putting the whole event in a submarine that uses Trevor's nipples for portholes.
  2. I'd do that, but as you can probably guess, there are no tourists that come to Cleveland.
  3. ...or what? Does he even need to tell you? Man, he's a Grove OG! Ain't you heard the stories?
  4. News...Maybe that'll be a way for us to review fuck-ups that we may have made during the course of a heist. "...Police are now reviewing several critical pieces of evidence, including surveillance camera stills. (the stills in question appear on-screen) Several eyewitnesses have described the suspects' getaway vehicle, including license plate information, their descriptions matching CCTV imaging of the vehicle in question. (a grainy image of your chosen getaway vehicle, followed by choppy video of the protags piling in with loot in hand, appears on the screen) Any information pertinent to today's events can be a great help to move the investigation forward. Investigators are urging those that recognize the vehicle or individuals to call the FIB tip line at 555-WE-TIP." It could also go the other way: "...Detectives are struggling to find a single shred of evidence that may help identify the perpetrators. The suspects moved quickly and left no trace of their presence, other than CCTV imaging. The footage is currently of no help to investigators, however, due to the suspects' use of nondescript masks and apparently deliberate avoidance of CCTV cameras. Back to you in the studio..."
  5. I see a face in there. *tokes* I SEE THE FACE OF GOD IN THERE.
  6. Fuck you, I'd hide there. No one would expect a cop in that field as they sped down that coastal highway. Just turn left and you'd be on their tail.
  7. Really? Hm. With the constant binging, gunfighting with nationally-present biker gangs, methamphetamine cooking and distribution, robbing banks and headquarters of federal agencies, and driving cars into trains, you wouldn't think. I kid, Tanner.
  8. That would confirm Fitty's observation of an oil rig off of the LS coast. Regarding the GI quote he posted, it seems odd that Trevor would gasp in fear as the shark came close. Seems like Trevor would be the type to punch it in the face and force it to perform fellatio on him. Ah, well. Good to hear that the characters will react to their environment.
  9. Fuck, I don't even know. I know nothing about cars, I'm just going by the filename. " http://www.hassinen.eu/1963%20Rambler%20Ambassador%20990%202dr%20Sedan.jpg "
  10. I'm going to mow some lawns this summer and get a PS3 plus GTA, just so I can play with you lovely people.
  11. Regarding the Hunter, it seems as though you and I have been the only ones to express that sentiment. Trevor would be experienced in it, considering he was a pilot in Desert Storm. Also, speaking of character experience in aircraft, I sincerely hope that when I decide to climb into a Maverick for a scenic tour of the L.S. beaches as Michael, I don't immediately launch into an uncontrollable tailspin. I hope the non-experienced pilots aren't completely hopeless in the air.
  12. 1963 Rambler 990 I would drive it in GTA. *Rambler Ambassador
  13. Perhaps he's not in motion. He doesn't appear to be, since he's kicking up no dust/dirt. Maybe he's sitting in that field, waiting for speeders. Regarding the first-person camera, I'm happy to hear of it. I wondered about it when I caught that glimpse in Franklin's trailer. Rockstar PR, if you're reading this, I love you guys. Also: Atomic. Goodyear play, maybe?
  14. Probably not just customization, but property as well. And whatever else they decided to add at the request bitching of fans.
  15. I hope so. 100+ guests paying a fee every night, that'd be an excellent way to make quick money. Shit, I wouldn't even need to pull any heists. Buuuuut, I suppose this is more appropriate for the Money topic.
  16. EDIT: Wow, these look a lot more like shitty photos and less like a screenshot outside of the Photoshop document. Disregard my failure, please, I'm going to go commit seppuku.
  17. No tree is safe when Tanner gets behind the wheel.
  18. TF pointed out that in Trevor's trailer, as Trevor's biplane cuts through the skies over the river, some vineyard is visible in the right half of the FOV.