GunSmith

While climbing on my Bagger in front of a Sandy Shores trailer... Two old ladies are enjoying the shade of a porch, beverages in hand. One sips her drink, turns to the other and says "That ve-hicle makes me moist."

Oh, cool. How long have you been in Canada?

La hamburguesa dominicana: Grilled beef patty between two grilled corn tortillas. Diced tomato and habanero on top, plus melted cheese and cilantro. Deliciously douchey.

Your new beast is attractive.

I guffawed.

So pack a super bowl of your own and call it a night.

Manning's forehead is affecting the ball's gravity.

Thank ye kindly. Since it's a pain to link individually on mobile, here are all of my photos. The fucky surreal one is the second. http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/gunsmith117/games/gtav/snapmatic

Yeah, now that the patriotic strokefest is over, we can get to see some quality commercialism.

Me and Ginge/R2 have been doing some cool things that deserved immortalization by video. One thousand agrees to you, sir.

According to Brian, you have... Not to worry, if there was an issue, one of the mods would have notified you. You're fine, dearie. EDIT: Ho, three simultaneous posts. The stars are aligned.

I believe so. Edit the OP; on the right, you'll see a Manage Poll option. Speaking of editing, what made you change your post, Bri?

I predict Arnold will come onto the field just after the start of the fourth quarter. He'll be swinging a ping-pong paddle and grunting, occasionally yelling "SURPRISE" as security attempts to wrestle him off the field. This event will drastically affect the psyche of both teams, and the game will be postponed by ten minutes. After the respite, play will recommence and Seattle will take the game by a touchdown and a field goal. 31 - 21 Seattle.

Purple is a color that strikes fear into the enemy's heart.

There's not enough occultism in GTA to do justice to ol' Al. At least until the Undead Nightmare DLC comes out.

Redneck DiO is missing Piswasser.

From Ginginho:

Here's a more credible story from the same website: http://www.examiner.com/article/mom-accused-of-raping-her-three-young-children-while-other-adults-payed-to-watch?cid=taboola_inbound

Are you on? EDIT: You are on. Let's get to it, then!

Lovely thighs, Kuz. Your character must cycle a lot.

Wow, a harmless glitch that allows for a more diverse selection of clothing! Can't wait for it to be patched.

I noticed. All good, I don't mind anybody producing with my formula, so to speak. I have something similar cooking ( ) up, but I need a photographer...Anyway, fucking great shot, bOnEs. Hope to see it take off in the LSC show. Too bad there's no Aztek-like car in GTA V, otherwise I'd enter it in.

Bonus points for the closed curtains. Double bonus points for the only acceptable use of an Ingot.