GunSmith

Do you have access to a dispensary or something, Brian? The only stuff I ever smoke is "some good", "some fire", or "some dank", I never get names.

Guess I have to buy a PS4.

Nice hydrangeas. You've got a great mix going there, mate, did you arrange it?

@Brian: I got that blissful apathy when I realized how fleeting, random, coincidental, and fruitless life is (thanks to weed). Not to say that life isn't beautiful, or that it shouldn't be appreciated, but at any minute, we can be reduced to an empty sack of flesh. The memories, experiences, and lessons we carry throughout life, the influences and impressions we make upon others: it's all nullified upon death. Since I realized that, I've stopped taking life so seriously. Relax and smile, you're gonna die soon! Speaking of gonna die soon, my plants have been building lovely, fragrant blossoms for ten days now. I'm going to murder them and burn them in early November. Can't wait.

What else is in your garden? Other than the hedgehog, what plants live there?

Ridiculous. The bridge looks unreal.

My lord, what a machine.

How come you don't bother with the extensive low-stress training I read so much about? Why do you prefer to lollipop?

I had a bunch of fluff because I left all my bottom growth. Wasted light. Once you top them, you just leave them be? About what age do you decapitate?

The fun starts again.

Speaking of treatment, what would you do with your plants regarding training, Massa? Any pinching, pruning, bending?

I'd imagine the difference between commercial weed and locally-grown stuff from a dealer to be akin to the difference between supermarket tomatoes and farmstand tomatoes.

What's stopping you now?

Truth, what kind of training do you do to your plants? Do you pinch the tops, bend the stems, anything? Also, legalization initiative has made the November ballot in Ohio.

They're one and the same.

I miss the heavy-vehicle races of GTA IV.

Hey, it was rigged up by a n00b 14-year-old. Gimme a break. Gotta commend the MacGyver in it, though.

We put a thrush muffler on a '95 station wagon, just a 3-liter V6. Nothing like a mom-mobile rolling up to the light, growling like a monster. But if you want a throaty sound, find one of those, you can install it in 15 minutes.

Subtle difference, but it kinda adds a badass utilitarian look. Also, who's the guy behind you?

I say, that new UI looks daunting. Looks like a lot to learn.

That new UI looks a bit daunting.

You should, it's so much fun. Never heard of the dwarf plants, a plant's yield depends mostly on genetics and how long it grows before flowering. You can always flower a plant from seed to keep it short, but a three-month+ wait isn't really worth it for a small yield.

I've heard they hit blistering speeds when they're chasing prey, you're lucky to have seen that.

Yeah, he's a ducking pet. When you talk to him, he turns his eyes and body to face you. Never seen a bug so receptive and communicative.