GunSmith

Right-o, then. *dons hat, jewelry, fur coat*

I'll be snowed in today - not much else to do but make some chocolate fuckin' cake.

Well? Let's hear it, then.

Right on. I wanna lug a shark to the beach now, too.

My dream has a good chance of coming true; a Chrysler Fifth Avenue may be landing in me lap sometime soon. Anybody here have experience with old Chryslers?

That was just ignorant, Qd. Coke is a white man's drug. SMH

Pisswasser for everyone!

Turn the jackal upside down. There's 'Straya Day sorted.

You forgot to mention the shenanigans, Scrooge.

Pioneer makes decent shit. Wise choice.

Jackal Shenanigan iGTA Dirty

Sure, if you were a fan of IV's driving.

It was nothing special, really. It was lovely for fifteen minutes.

I want them to roll out the Mission Creator.

"iGTA5: where only the dirtiest of jackals roam and raise hell with total abandon" Is that over 100 characters?

Ain't nothing wrong with being adventurous, Qdpie...

I tried making my own sriracha some time ago. God, the fumes were awful. Should have used a respirator.

Tonight, I'll be stuffing my face with stuffed grape leaves, lentil soup, pilaf, and lots of bread.

Beatnic and me terrorized some randoms for seemingly no reason. We attempted to hijack someone's dump truck while they shopped, but I botched the getaway by prematurely moving before the Doc could jump in the back from a rooftop. The random finished his business at Ammu-Nation and returned to his trusty 50k horsepower steed. After several seconds of him staring at me perched in the cockpit, I got out courteously and returned his property. Simultaneously, beatnic surreptitiously slipped a Sticky Bomb onto the truck. The random climbed into the cab and promptly vanished into a fireball. Many lols were had.

Perfect opportunity to use the phrase "after ye booty".

If only there was a flash of lightning...

Behold, the Rapedeer:

"Orrr-gazzzz-ummm...blech. What an ugly word for such a beautiful thing, huh?"

*chuckles* Black, any word on what/why the Boxes are leaking?

It's Muhammad Ali, morans...