GunSmith

Butternut squash soup. Goodness gracious, great ladles of deliciousness.

On the subject of insurance: I'd love if we were given the ability to claim more than one car at a time from Mors Mutual. It's tedious to ring them up eight times to retrieve all of your cars.

With pleasure. The more, the merrier.

I'd love to see eight brown Batis lined up in front of that Dubsta. Ho, ho, ho!

Being unfamiliar with a controller layout does not make you a dunce.

Call that number, man.

Once again, comrade: I have nothing to gain by increasing my post count. Unlike some folks, I'm happy with myself and don't feel the need to compensate for my glaring character flaws via my online persona.

Go to Turkey, but don't rape anyone, Analog.

I played with Brian and some of his comrades today. One of his buddies came up with some impromptu game where one group had to protect a player (Brian), while another player (lucky ol' me) had to do their best to whack the designated protectee. I used everything from kamikaze golf carts to Hail Mary-grenade lobbing to get that bastard. We had a barrel o' monkeys, but somehow I neglected to take any pics.

Sneak around and fly (not at the same time). Kill peds in Stealth mode and sneak around in Deathmatches. For Flying, steal Lazers and fly at ridiculously low altitudes.

NEW FUCKIN' CAMERA FEATURES This Christmas cannot get any better.

Explain yourself to Rockstar. As long as they know that you didn't actively seek out these mega-Bounties or modded lobbies, you'll be fine.

I've been getting compliments on the 101 logo all day. Congratulations to the genius motherfucker that created it.

You bet your ass I did! I called it Office Space, but haven't published it yet.

Gaaaaah, you glorious bastard! Had the same idea, only with two teams of counter-snipers taking potshots from across the way.

*complicated rant about dedicated something-or-other* "...wut" "Ahhhhh..." "D -- did -- did you get that...?"

How did you manage to open up the Cargobob, Ghostman Nathan? EDIT: Wait, you're not Ghostman at all.

No, sir. If I recall correctly, you're on Xbox. Thankfully, I am, too! If you're not already at the home screen, go to your Xbox's Dashboard by pressing the middle button, then Y. Select "Yes". When you're at the Dashboard, use the right bumper to scroll all the way right to the "Settings" tab. Select Privacy in that menu. Hit the Change Settings option. Press Customize. In the Privacy section of the Privacy menu (I love redundancy), there's an option called Social Network sharing. Change that setting to Allowed, then save your changes. Turn your Xbox off, then back on. Go back to the Social Club website and the Crews section: http://socialclub.ro...games.com/crews Re-create your Crew. It should work now. Let me know if it doesn't. Cheers!

Yes! And a gesture that implies "No, thank you." I hate having someone come up to me and offer a ride, only to be forced to masturbate onto their car in lieu of a proper no.

A gentleman on the internet was walking out of a gas station when he saw this:

I just tried some hydroponically grown weed. My GOD, it tastes supreme, not like anything else I've tasted.

Please tell me that that bird wasn't intended to resemble the Vault Boy's signature thumbs-up - it would be even more magical if it was unintentional.

I went with the Tailgater. Not a big fan of the car, but I rather like what the owner did with it.

It disappeared? Hmm, that's fucky. Click on Crews at the Social Club website and tell me what pops up.

No, it won't get to his workshop in time for New Year's, let alone Christmas.