GunSmith

Triple minorities FTW.

At first, I wasn't sure if that was a Snapmatic pic or not. Wow.

There's some Yankton action right now, actually.

Those sunrise/sunset shots pleased my eyeballs.

Okay. I get it. He called you a hippie. Ouch!

I am thoroughly confused.

Nope. That's intentional. Every time I've tested things, it's always been as one of the trio.

That's probably true. Also, I purposely planted the least attractive one I could find. (such purdy eyes, though)

Plot twist: They're not made of Holocaust victims' skin, but the foreskin of thousands of circumcised Jews.

Amazing. Nobody saw that ranch window in the Story Mode, so why bother going so far as to add a Christmas tree?

Flawless motherfuckin' merge. Noice.

Seems like it depends where in Yankton you die. Towards the western/southern bits, I've found myself washed up on the shores by the Chianski Mountains or at the Port of LS.

Epic shit, gentlemen. I'm wondering how you fuckers got into the bank/Bobcat Security building?

Did it come standard with the flock of gliders or no?

As an older black gentleman, it suits me just fine.

My ideal first car, based on aesthetics and comfort:

Agreed, DuPz. Why can't we stack crates and bridge gaps like you mentioned?

CFO ain't got no thang to be jealous of. An Alero is a pimp-ass vehicle, sir.

I wish we could create footraces. I have so many ideas planned out around the city that incorporate John Woo-style acrobatics and whatnot.

Oh, right. I dunno, though. A meek Anglo-Saxon gent is hard to imagine behind the wheel of any car with connotations of bravado and power. Maybe it's just me. *dons driving gloves/cap, climbs into Prius*

Brian is not the Mustang type. Whatever happened to cars reflecting people's personalities? E.g., me driving a Prius?

I like that "coroner en route" bit. Kinda chilling; brings me back to LA Noire. Of note: "Possible anthrax exposure", "possible anthrax release", "cardiac arrest at Burger Shot", "possible Ebola exposure", "possible Ebola release", "contaminant release", "person with chest pains at Burger Shot". Bio-warfare and choking -- this game can't get better! Also, 3-5 alarm fires and apartment fires were mentioned. "Association with a known criminal": I guess we'll be hearing that when we get into a Wanted friend's vehicle. Drug overdoses were talked about, too. The most dick/clit-tickling of all: "possible drug deal" and "possible bank heist".

DLC = aliens. I'm convinced. *prepares anus for inevitable probings*

I just played Mixed Up With Coke. I got absolutely no kills, but blew up one of the cement trucks. I was paid 18k while the rest of the players were stuck with 10k.

This is fun as fuck. I was about to hop in the Cuban 800, but you inadvertently crushed it when you rolled the Rhino on it.