GunSmith

Holy fuckin' self-contradiction, Batman.

No shit? You must tell me about this experience sometime, Qdpie.

Don't knock it 'til you taste it.

CORNWALL. YES. Go there.

I can't fathom what stake you'd have in lesbian biplanes.

God, I've seen so many spots just waiting to be torn up by a DM...You can see so much more when you're looking from the air.

You can create Races, DMs, and probably LTSs, according to the Online gameplay video. Missions aren't likely to be creatable, but I'd love it if they were. ==== I reckon we'll be seeing filters added to the still photos in the camera once the upgrades to Snapmatic roll out.

Oh, right. Eat all kinds of shit that's not Mickey D's. Ask what food a person's town/region/city is famous for. They'll be too happy to tell you. Eat lots of shit, so long as it's in your budget.

Save for that last "shit that can kill you" bit, still a place I'd thrive in. Isn't the rest of the country full of shit that can kill you, too?

Really? Nothing? Sounds like my kind of place. Backpack across Australia.

Are you fucking shittin' me, kenny?

Why would you keep him from it? The war stories he'd share upon his return would be golden. Anal: -You have to go to Nice. Do it in the summer. -If you find yourself in Italy, avoid the north (unless you really like white people and mountains) and stick to the southern coastline. -Istanbul (not Constantinople) is cool as fuck. -The Dutch are immensely nice people. -Keep two wallets on hand: one full of a small amount of money and the stock photo that came with it, and the other full of the rest of your money. Should you get mugged (being a Jew, it's pretty likely -- we make easy targets, been that way for millennia), give them the fake wallet and they'll probably be satisified. Keep the fake wallet in your ass pocket, the real one in a front pocket. -If you cross France, don't go to the restaurants within a mile of the Eiffel Tower. They're for gullible tourists and probably serve reheated frozen food at a ridiculous markup. Ask the oldest guy you see to tell you where he eats. -Poles are batshit crazy. -Don't backpack across Europe. Thousands of white guys have done it before you. It's no longer cool and it's no longer life-affirming, not to mention it's very unoriginal. Dare to be different: backpack across Asia or Australia instead.

Looks like a dog with a milkstache.

*continues wondering what a Dirty Jackal/Jackle is*

Is that code?

'Dat blur. Looks cinematic as fuck.

Get voting, idoits.

'Dat MP event. All those Personal Vehicles in gtagrl's freeway pics got me to wondering: what was the final turnout? Goddamn. You fuckers had about enough fun for ~30 participants.

My God, say what you will about Floyd and Debra, but they've got excellent taste in cinema. The life of a distinguished gentleman:

Do it, for certain. You won't regret it.

Nah.

For the moment, finding a decent Online session with randoms is impossible. It'll be that way 'til the Content Creator and Heists roll out. Until then, take gtagrl's advice.

Sounds particularly seizure-inducing.

I imagine it takes quite a while to procure some suitable virgins to feed to the lizard?

Scene: The Vinewood Los Santos Customs, twilight. Characters: A pair of randoms whose conversation I overheard ============================ Black guy with four-star Wanted level, making his way to his white friend (who is stealing an Export vehicle outside the LSC): "Ey, man, where you at?" White guy: "Davonte, do not lead those cops here, I'm trying to steal this car." Davonte: "Naw, man, I'm tryna --" White guy gets two-star Wanted level. "GODDAMNIT, DAVONTE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT" Davonte, after awkward, shame-filled three-second pause: "♪...I woke up in a new Bugatti♪!"