GunSmith

They only play sound when you select them in the Dashboard. Since nobody does that, the ads are far from intrusive.

I didn't mind in GTA IV. We weren't penalized for enacting revenge there. But now that we're stuck with a dunce cap and forced to pay insurance premiums, it's intolerable. The true Bad Sports are the fuckers that spin you out in Races and park tanks on top of you in Free Roam. Yet all those people are listed as Clean Players.

Yup. Asshole storage is a great thing.

Nope. Nothing spawns in the Online, not even animals.

What are you talking about? Nothing says "don't fuck with us" like baby blue.

God, how I wanna ride a full one off a cliff...

On one of the Job descriptions, Mount Josiah is referred to as "Mount Jonah". Heh. ========== ^^^style^^^ I still haven't found another red Frogger. I have no idea how this happened. This was fun.

Blacked out Infernus + Off-Road tires = half-assed Tumbler Batmobile

No Ammo Drop? You get Molotovs in the Ammo Drop. Totally worth the 1k. Also, the Backup Helicopters are really useful in Survivals.

Fixed.

Or worse, when you call him while out in the Zancudo marsh, he tries to gymkhana with your shit in every spot except the one you're standing on. When he finally does get your vehicle to you, most of the glass is shattered and the car is filthy. I'd like an option to hire a mechanic with some semblance of brainpower. Maybe for an extra $25/day or something.

But Merryweather will blacklist you temporarily, preventing you from using their services for a little while.

I know, it's erratic, especially on that road. Go to the middle of the road to maximize your chances.

I'd love to. Pencil me in, cock-knocker.

The Granger. You ought to fill up the rails and get everyone to aim their Combat MGs in opposite directions. Holy fuck, would that look badass.

An even moar badass Crew vehicle would be a Bodhi in the Crew color, with a rollcage + bull horns.

At least there's a road nearby that Mechanics and the cab company dispatch to.

*inserts Fallout disc*

No doubt distracted by some bird that was flying about in the hangar.

This image just exudes badassery from every pixel.

Wow, could that be misconstrued by some NSA agent... I'll send you guys some postcards from Guantanamo. I hear it's lovely this time of year.

I defy anyone to not laugh at JB Smoove. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riv1yzjg5vw "I Danny Duberstein'd da fuck out 'dat man in 'dat room. Fuckin' VOILA!"

But a well-planned car bombing is the most gratifying.

Random Thot No. 1: The Mugger is really useful for removing tank-fucks from their shell. When they get jacked, they're totally vulnerable to the teeth of a crowbar.