GunSmith

It wouldn't be for personal use -- that'd fetch a pretty penny even if I marked it down.

*drives frantically to West Coast*

*bump* Trevor, swimming underwater in the middle of the Alamo Sea in his white T-shirt and jeans. My cousin witnessed this spectacle and burst into hysterical laughter.

I'd love a Michael Richards parent. *searches barber shops for obnoxious teased hairstyle* I recently experienced a glitch where I was unable to leave a friend's apartment. Has this happened to anyone else yet?

I like the Akuma. Customized, it has a nice acceleration to give you the head start in Races.

Exactly like that.

No shit? Man, that's fucking awesome. If that's the case, I hope to see some mo-cap outtakes floating around on the Internet.

Because we weren't able to buy property in LC.

You remind me a bit of any given GTAO character with that headset/street clothes. Now quickly, we need a .gif of you flipping the bird in celebration.

Buddy of mine is ~Rank 50. Buzzards, etc. spawn regularly for him. Also, Bad Sport. If I leave a Race/DM post-lobby for an appointment/break/whatever, it's still considered "Bad Sport" behavior. Dafuq?

You'd be right either way. Aircraft spawn at both fields.

Two points to make. Firstly, I'm enraged that there's no replica of Seinfeld's apartment. Secondly, a friendly Michiganite stoner informed me over some Race or another that planning tables will be made available in the weeks to come. Can't wait!

If you can find a high-end car, rig it with an Ignition Bomb and present it as a gift/peace offering to a particularly annoying Voice Chat participant. Watch the fireworks if you must, calmly implement a few racial slurs, and leave the game.

Also a decently-quick Frogger at the Higgins Helitours pad in Vespucci. Noted. *packs bowl*

Sorry, mate.

The spawns at the Sandy Shores Airfield differ depending on skill levels. If your Flight skill is sufficiently high, you'll find Buzzards and Titans.

Motherfuckers are spoutin' Whitey's riddles. Who's gonna bust out some koans?

*bump* Lester Crest.

Warmed my heart to see this.

Why did things work out in this manner? Why not in another way?

Why are we here?

Don't piss anyone off.

I'm not entirely sure. I'd imagine that so long as you made the save before you entered any cheats, you could begin earning Trophies again.

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander Client Notes - Highly Confidential Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded. Occasionally makes complex choices. Keeps truly terrible company. Financially irresponsible. Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies. Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors. Lazy and solipsistic - then again, family is awful. Very into random speculation. Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered. Compulsive and repeat thief. Devoted yogi? Bizarre! Physically unambitious. Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way. Distracted. What a fucking mess! ======================= Eerily accurate in a lot of ways (save for that family/other bits).