GunSmith

I am astonished and happy that nobody's regretting their purchase. Looks like I'll have to pick this up used 'n' cheap somewhere up the road.

Speaking of SW: Why is on a ?

They just can't get vegetation right, God damn it. *tears pre-order slip to pieces*

Golly. Certainly hope you didn't pull any muscles when you spent all those four seconds using Google Translate.

Mistake one.^^ Make that shit fresh, man. You'd be surprised at how easy it is. Plus, once you taste the difference, you'll never go back.

I despise you and your frozen pizza.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. The PS3 has a built-in cap function???

Fuckin' Aussies are tryin' to derail our shit with their Thunder From Down Under. Take it back, for the good of an entire hemisphere! MrM., ten minutes to midnight will do. Unless you'd like to mingle with your fellow degenerates and criminals, take advantage of free pizza/soda, and/or grab something to eat beforehand.

I got a bag of those when they had the 99c special. Fell in love immediately, salt and all.

Yes. They use actual chicken-tits for their sandwiches, not shaped and formed chicken fritters.

Thigh? Nah. The breast is the steak of the chicken. Thighs taste too much like bird for me. As for what makes Chick-Fil-A stand out, the breast patty is supremely crunchy. It's not soggy and mushy like the majority of American chicken sandwiches. Also, they hate gays.

This is just some text.

Tuesdays, 99 cent wing/leg special here in NE Ohio. Eat like a king for three bucks.

Good God.

ATMs can hold a fair bit of money (as five minutes of interwebz research just told me), so I'm left to wonder -- will we be able to crack open ATMs to make a quick profit?

Stealing the uniforms of armored transport personnel? Most definitely.

That's a novel disguise. Aside from the overflowing duffel bags over the shoulders and in each hand.

I'm hyped for a cooking minigame.

The fix for your misfortunes is simple: Don't eat at Wendy's or Ruby Tuesday.

That's what you get for going to Ruby Tuesday.

Don't apologize, mate. I wasn't bothered by it, just wanted to break BlackSox's balls. He's got some great ideas in that wall of text. I hope to see the majority of them come to fruition when VI rolls around.

Thank you kindly, but it's not mine. I'm nowhere near that poetically gifted. It sure as fuck is unique, though.

Simple fix to the police attention -- get a new plate from a customs shop willing to provide one.

That was not at all unique.

No. The code would only work for the account it was activated on, unfortunately. Fear not, though. Your brother can get the blimp off of PSN for a very cheap price (probably a dollar or so, if not free) several months after release. The majority of the pre-order exclusive DLC will be made available after-release. Regarding Part 2 of your question, he'd only be able to use the blimp if he had the controller in his hand while you were signed into your account.