GunSmith

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  1. I'd like to strip Trevor down to his undies and walk down a busy Los Santos street, pushing people out of his way as that song plays.
  2. There's no "almost" about it. It irks me how photogenic he is. The bastard.
  3. If you were to let me "borrow" it, there'd be no need for me to knock off the music shop, mate. "Not as epic" = "gone" in my book.
  4. Looks like that dish is a bit salty. A bit too salty, perhaps. Also, goodbye to the beard. Somewhere up in Valhalla, it's spending much quality time with Thor and the Valkyries.
  5. I didn't understand either of the two previous posts. Anyone else?
  6. Regarding different grenade types: the "smart" plans, typically involving lots of expensive planning and preparation, could plausibly be simplified with two simple grenades. A flashbang followed by a smoke grenade. Toss them in in that order, go in, grab the take, and walk out. You wouldn't even need to spend money on concealing your face.
  7. I signed up for the Xbox beta, so I'll be seeing for myself if the full version is worth picking up. *sinks back into turret, closes hatch*
  8. "The planet is fine -- the people are fucked." --Carlin
  9. I got the impression that Michael had lived in SA during the glory days (cue Springsteen) and had moved to another part of America during negotiations with the FIB, then returned following the settlement.
  10. ^THAT. It'd almost be worth swimming across the lake and walking to your town just to kill you and take that guitar, Ace.
  11. I know you are, that's why I said it. Now, please. If you'd like to exchange banter, I'll happily do it in PMs. But if you'd like to tell me where in God's name the Zancudo River is, I'd owe you many sexual favors.
  12. Glad to hear. Let's return to discussion of the map. What say you? THOSE WHO WOULD KNOW: Is the Zancudo River on the east or west of the Alamo Sea? I'm sure it's been mentioned earlier in the topic, but I'm not up to sifting through the 100+ pages.
  13. French-Canadians? I wouldn't say you guys are the worst, but you're certainly up there.
  14. I don't know him, but I certainly wish I did. He sounds like a proper badass.
  15. Did it eventually reattach to the rest of your skull? Also, how did it enjoy the bath?
  16. Sign me up. I'm at [email protected]. (I'm not kidding, that's my actual address. One of them, at least. I picked something I knew wouldn't be taken. )
  17. For what it's worth, sure. Care to explain the process to me (elsewhere, so as not to further derail this intense football discussion), please?
  18. Hey, what are you doing? Let's get this discussion back to sweaty men grappling each other in tight clothes.
  19. And watch his influence slowly eat away at the school's core values as the school becomes ridden with drugs, gang tension, and sexual violence? Yes, please.
  20. gtagrl can distract your enemies with sweet treats and Canadian hospitality while bOnEs and Godfather annihilate them with ease.
  21. If means to legally purchase cars are available, then it's safe to say that there will be similar reputable (and not-so-reputable) dealers to buy watercraft and aircraft from.