Handsome B Wonderful

I got my user name from the 'Max Power' episode of The Simpsons (Homer To The Max). It was one of the name changes Homer suggested to the judge. I've also adapted it to include a tribute/ripoff to Darth Sexy. Hence Darth Handsome.

How come Everton play like shit all year, and they always manage to finish in the top half of the table. They could finish ahead of Liverpool, ffs. Anyway, hopefully Man City don't have a collective brain explosion againt QPR. And for the love of god, let Bayern win the CL.

The Bulls were useless. I know Rose was out, but really?

An article from Game Informer http://www.gameinfor...mo-players.aspx I wonder why they are saying sections of every province? I know they wouldn't be able to fit all of Tamriel in, but I'd rather one fleshed-out province than a whole bunch of areas surrounded by invisible walls. Also, I read somewhere that the races in the game would be split between 3 factions. I think it was 1. High Elf, Wood Elf, Khajiit 2. Nord, Dark Elf, Argonian 3. Redguard, Orc, Breton Which is fucked, imo.

http://www.gameinfor...lls-online.aspx Bah! It looks silly. A lot of people have said they'd like a co-op option in a TES game, so what do we get? Another fricken MMO! PASS P.S If it turns out I'm wrong about this, and it's the best game ever, I will eat shit on toast for breakfast for the rest of my life

I don't mind waiting a month to get the DLC on PS3, but if any 360 users post spoilers, I will be hunting them down and raping them repeatedly.

I have a feeling it might not. A lot of people would have been hoping for the same setting as the first Black Ops, not this shit. Robot tanks??? Horses??? Really? Are Activision aiming for some Terminator-Red Dead hybrid?

Not really. It's just some random cosplay chick I came across. I better stay on topic, so here's some tits. You've probably all seen them, but I thought I'd add them for future reference.

New Headline: Tupac dead again! Power went out! Family to release another 20 albums! I'd say Diddy would be working on a Biggie hologram now, but they'd need 10 power stations working at full capacity to generate his gigantic arse.

As much as i was hoping for a new fallout, the trailer for Dishonored looks pretty sweet. TBH, It looks like Bioshock mixed with Assassin's Creed, with a bit of Skyrim (only a little bit) thrown in. Anyways, on topic. I'm about to start playing Fallout:NV ultimate edition. What would be the best DLC to try first with a low-level character?

I wonder why only Kinect is getting the voice commands? Last time I checked, you don't need to wave your arms around like a dick to speak into a microphone. The dragon shout voice commands are a pretty useless feature. I'd take a guess and say 90% of people who play Skyrim would only know "Fus Ro Dah", and the other 10% who are serious enough to know all the shouts would most likely be playing Skyrim on their PCs. The follower commands sound more useful, though.

Erm, what??? http://www.bethblog....ming-to-skyrim/

You'll need more proof than that, Marney. MOAR!! Seriously though, how did someone that illiterate manage to read an entire script properly? EDIT: Conquested just posted pretty much the same thing I said.

So, Mike Smith left Suffocation. Meh. Dave Culross is replacing him, and imo, he's just as good a drummer. Also :fap: If only Andy Laroque was there as well.

It helps that they found shitloads of oil in Uganda a few years back... Go get em, Marn. Also, I like my Ugandan nutjobs to be hippo-like in apperance. Like the great Idi Amin. Kony just doesn't do it for me.

I assume the UK Game stores are related to the Australian Game stores. They opened up here a few years back, but the majority of their stores have shut down. They were just too expensive to compete with the established competition here. Our major chain, EB (owned by the American Gamestop) has shut down a few stores in my area recently. They aren't in danger of going broke, but their sales are dropping due to the far cheaper prices of online stores (Play-Asia ftw!!!), and to a lesser extent, supermarket stores. I noticed the prices of some of those games Marney posted. What a rip-off! And I'm from the land of rip-offs. I thought I'd check something out, using the latest major release as an example. EDIT: Game/Gamestation aren't selling Mass Effect 3. lol, there goes my fancy-pants comparison. Prices of Mass Effect 3 (360)in USA, UK, and Australia at dedicated gaming stores, and online Gamestop (USA)- $59.99 (38.12 GBP, $56.88 AUD) Electronic Boutique (AUS) - $108 ($113 US, 72.38 GBP Tesco (UK) - 38.91 GBP ($58.71 AUD, $61.23 US) Play-Asia - $58.90 US, $55.08 AUD, 37.44 GBP So, as you can plainly see, the prices in the US and UK, both in store and online are roughly similar, while we Australians get the old Joan Collins special if we buy in store. As our online stores are no cheaper, we are forced to import our games. So I can understand if the retail gaming industry kerplunks down here, but you northerners have no excuse. Imagine if you had to pay over $100 or 70 pounds for a new game? Btw, I'm calling on you guys to start a Kony-like campaign to force Gamestop/EB to bring their Australian prices in line with their American ones.

She's 32? I would have picked she'd be early to mid 20's. Hot dang. Anyways, I watched the first 3 episodes of season 1 earlier today. Tis awesome.

http://theeducatedfi.../we-got-trouble That dude brings up some valid points. Giving money to an army with a track record of raping and looting is SMART and the right thing to do. Also, who cares if Kony has child bodyguards? Just shoot the fuckers. It's no different to shooting a 12 year old in COD.

After 26 years, I think it's a bit late for people to pretend to care now. And considering Idi Amin was never brought to justice, I can't see anything being done about Kony. There are so many cunt bags running around Africa doing shit, and they will never be caught. They are kind of like reverse Pokemon. This is only an issue because some douche decided to "think of the children". Yeah, stickers and shirts will fix this.

I was a MJ fan when I was a kid, and the Bulls still do it for me, although there wasn't much to cheer about for a long time there. At least I've stayed loyal. All my friends who were into the Bulls back in the day all support whoever is doing the best atm. Hence why the few people I know who follow the NBA support either the Heat or the Knicks. For those who are interested, here are the American teams I follow NBA: Bulls NHL: Canucks (speaking of which, where the heck is Darth Sexy? He was a SJ Sharks fan, if I remember correctly) NFL: Raiders, Eagles MLB: Cubs, although I don't really follow baseball that much. Speaking of basketball, I hope the dream team gets drawn with Great Britain at this year's olympics. The poms may as well just play Luol Deng on his own.

I just saw the new trailer for this on YouTube (can't post it, I'm on my phone). What a piece of dude bro shite. Lame 2 year old reference to being on a boat? - check American protagonist and villan? - check Fucking dubstep music at the end? - check I'll be giving this game a wide berth, lest it spoil my positive memories of fc2.

I have no idea why it says my upload speed is shit.

Except for Gay Tony, I hate the lack of mid-mission checkpoints the most. Especially in GTAIV when you have to drive halfway across the city because you got stuck to the wrong side of the wall when you were looking for cover. Actually, the cover system in GTAIV is my second most hated thing.

I loved the first Mass Effect. I spent ages just exploring shit in the Mako. I didn't overly like the move towards more action-based gameplay in ME2. I'll be getting ME3 for 360 on the day of release, if only because I want to see how the series ends.

It's been fun hooning around in NV again, but I keep trying to sprint. It isn't going to happen.