Handsome B Wonderful

Numberonehilarydufffanforever too long?

hahaha that's exactly what I thought when I heard about this. I'm going to save the 500k for a rainy day, as I'll have a high-end apartment by the time I get the money, and the super cars don't really interest me. If I do spend some of it, I may buy a cheap boat or something.

Chilling on top of a building, whilst escaping a bounty. I still think my dude looks like Ethan from Heavy Rain when he has a beard. JASON! Mercy and me. I look like a Slipknot reject. No wonder she has that look on her face.

That was me, Dup. Darth Sexy plays on 360. It was my favourite mission so far. It was pretty easy for hard difficulty, but there was 5 of us.

This feature is great for trolling shitheads. I like starting missions from halfway up Mount Chilliad when I'm in a session with a lot of them.

My dude looks like King Diamond! Ronald spawned on a roof.

So it was you who took that. The app said I had it, receipt and everything, then it went belly up, and when I went to check it again later, it said someone else had already taken it. Bloody glitches. I had to settle for H4ndsome, although I wish I'd gone for just HBW now.

Why did they make it so easy for people to kick you? I was in a session for literally 10 seconds before some dildo smuggler kicked me. I'm well and truly sick of seeing Michael's cutscenes everytime I get sent back to single-player. I think I've been kicked/timed out about 20+ times today (on 360. lost characters on ps3)

If AC:Black Flag had proper open world co-op, I don't think I'd play anything else.

Now that the ps3 version isn't working for me, my 360 one is. Franklin's new ride. Ladies... My 360 main is meant to look like Prince. He just looks like a Brazilian pre-op tranny instead. Which is kind of the same thing.

I'm not a fan of the bad sport system. R* need to make clear what counts as bad behaviour. For example, I was robbing a store in the tutorial when some guy came in and tried to kill me. For whatever reason, his gun disappeared, so I pistol whipped his arse to death. By the time I got out of the store, I had 3 stars and I was surrounded by cops, so I jumped in the nearest car, and made my escape, which ended with me dumping the car in a dam. As I got out, I got a message saying I was being a bad sport as I'd destroyed another player's personal vehicle, and I would be placed with other bad sports if that behaviour continued. The fuck? So it's okay to run people over repeatedly and be an all round douche, but taking the (unmarked btw) personal car of someone who tried to kill you and accidentally destroying it even though they didn't bother to lock it will give you a bad name. This is GTA ffs.

I'm saving up for the condo near the marina. It costs $150,000, so I'll be at it for a while. Sucks Bawsaq isn't working with GTAO. Are garages worth buying? I think they are too expensive, especially the 2 car ones.

Mediterranean: didn't read the other post The Alamo wreck is worth a visit. The ammo there respawns quickly

I'm 13. I was 4 when I joined these forums back in the GTA SA days. Darth Sexy adopted me, and Catnip raised me. Why do you ask?

I found parachuting in right next to the jet was the easiest way to get it.

My pet hate is not being put straight back into free mode after a mission. I have to jump through a bunch of loopholes and loading screens to get there. Isn't that the point of playlists?. Just let me get back and cash my money.

I just want to say, when this is finally all up and running smoothly, let's all go sailing!

That's fucking stupid. All it takes is some douche nozzles to repeatedly run you over and you're down $10k? No wonder I was finding it hard to make money. Sounds like Obamacare to me. Thanks Obama

I'm slowly but surely finding some decent songs in the in-game radio. Still, imo, there are only 2 really good stations, a couple of ok ones, and the rest I don't even touch. My review of the in-game radio, station by station Non Stop Pop: I like Wham, Fergie, and Starlight. The rest is just background music to me. I wish the 80's stuff here had been combined with the lighter rock music on the other station, and the new stuff combined with the poppier Mirror Park stuff. I don't hate this station, and there are far worse ones, I just think it's not worthy of being a station by its self. Radio Los Santos: Awful. This station is a disgrace to its name. I've been listening to it on and off for two weeks, and there is not one song I remotely like. It's pretty much everything I hate about the majority of modern rap. Channel X: I got so excited when I saw the name. I thought we'd be getting another Radio X. I'm sure some people enjoy this station, but not me. I just don't like west coast punk that much, except for Black Flag. And why are there so few songs on it? I guess I should be happy there was no Green Day. Rebel Radio: It's ok. 'Convoy' is good for a laugh. I can listen to it without wanting to immediately change the station/shoot myself. Soulwax FM: Just balls. Nothing to see here, and another waste of space considering 2 other stations also feature dance music or 'electronica'. East Los FM: You know when you wait for the 'BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP' song, you're on to a winner... Probably the worst station in GTA history. Couldn't R* have added the few decent songs to Worldwide FM? West Coast Classics: Now we're talking. A giant fucking jewel in a pile of horse manure. I love almost every song on this station, and I've almost made an artform out of holding R1 and flicking the right stick to this station. I don't really have to say anything else. Everyone knows it's great. The Blue Ark: It's pretty average. I'd say it's the lamest reggae station in GTA history by quite a bit. Needs more Shabba. Worldwide FM: Winner of my most improved station award. I didn't like it much to start with, but it's got some pretty decent laidback stuff on it. I wish there was a bit more world music, and a bit less electronica. FlyLo FM: Oh boy, ANOTHER electronica station. Was the radio in this game compiled by 30 people who had no contact with each other, and just all chose whatever genre there were currently listening to at the time? This has to be the most pointless station in the game. Why is Outkast here? Why is Aphex Twin here? Unnecessary. The Lowdown 91.1: Not bad. Pam Grier is probably the biggest drawcard here. I wish there was more songs, though. 12 songs is not enough (Mastersounds had 18 songs, and was much better). Curtis Mayfield would have been good, too. Radio Mirror Park: Indie my arse, this is MOAR ELECFUCKINGTRONICA, with added hipster. Actually though, it's not that bad, at least not compared to some of the other stations. Space 103.2: Awwww yeah, now we're talking. I love this station. It has a slightly greater focus on 80's funk than Bounce FM, but it's just as good imo. It's got the GTA greats Rick James and Zapp (Heartbreaker is my favourite song in the game). It's got 'Party All The Time'. Once again, though, there just are not enough songs on the station. Only 13 here, yet fucking Radio Mirror Park has 22. The fuck R*. Vinewood Boulevard Radio: Meh. Garage rock. Boring. I never listen to this station. Next Los Santos Rock Radio: My winner of biggest disappointment. This isn't rock in the K-DST sense. This is AOR. Chicago and Steve Winwood? Nigga please. There are some gems (Robert Plant, APP, Steve Miller), but there is some ridiculous crap that just doesn't fit in, like Def Leppard and Don Johnson. Another case of 2 different styles jarring, which is the same problem I had with Liberty Rock Radio. Talkback stations: WCTR is boring. Blaine County Radio is pretty good, but you can't listen to either station all the time because R* are dumb If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I would firstly send an abusive email to R* for FlyLo, East Los FM, and all the fucking electronica.Then I would suggest the following stations and improvements, which would have at least redeemed the radio a bit. A combined metal and Desert Rock station (Kyuss, QOTSA etc). Because R* aren't ever going to give us a proper metal station, and chasing bikers while listening to Kyuss would sure beat killing bikers while listening to Willie Nelson. A yacht rock station. Take the Doobie Brothers, Steve Winwood, Steve Miller etc, add Steely Dan, Fleetwood Mac, and Rod Stewart, add a few yachts and some friends, and have fun times. Also add Duran Duran's 'Rio'. Proper Doof. Hell, I'd take dubstep over some of the crap in this game. Make the Rock station like K-DST. Less Chicago and Phil Collins, more The Doors, Kiss and Alice Cooper. And Billy Idol More Funk, please An RnB station would be nice, That is all.

Grow up. I'm not a man-cat (well elf-cat to be precise), but I still play as Khajiit in Elder Scrolls games. I'm not Asian, yet my Commander Shepard was. I don't see any difference with female characters. It's called immersion.

Last pic before the cloud took her.

Here's some pics of Beth. I'll make a character that looks like me tomorrow, once I've made a bit more money (Your balance is shared between all your characters, which is neat). She looks deformed now. She has scars all over her face.

I'm not having many problems with my PS3 copy. Every now and then the world won't load and I have to quit the game, but I'm happy enough with it. My 360 version on the other hand, is giving me the complete shits. I still can't even start the tutorial, and my character keeps getting wiped.

Always remember to make your car available to no-one or crew and friends outside of missions. I've had my car stolen and wrecked 3 times already.

Of course Carcass counts. Their latest album is pretty good. It's got nothing on Necroticism though.