beatnicpie

All ten have dropped! Just like my balls!

Kevin Smith does a decent job with his dick and fart jokes, but tends to aspire to something deeper while failing miserably. Now that I'm out of my twenties I have no real time to devout to that fat fucks work. That being said, I gave Kevin Smith a helluva blow job before I let him put it in my butt.

My muscle car met up with a random pedestrians face...

The first time I did stand up I was in LA at The Improv. As a "radical white man" I decided to focus on a story all about race. Also my head was shaved down to the scalp making me look extra neo-nazi. I made sure to use the racial slurs spic, spade, blue eyed white devil, and chinks. I got laughs from the black, yellow, and brown community. All the white folks sat there in silent shock. The comedian who followed was a black gentleman that opened with, "Spics and spades? You're going old school with your racism." The story was about a time I had eaten a good amount of magic mushrooms and talked with my neighbors, two of them of African descent, two of Mexican descent. At that time my head was also shaved. One of my neighbors said to another, "Man you are lazy." His response, "I'm not lazy, I'm just misunderstood. I'm just a black man living in a white man's world." We all laughed. I didn't really get it, but I was tripping balls, so I laughed anyway. One of my other neighbors chimed in, "Yeah! I'm misunderstood too. I'm just a latino living in a white man's world!" More laughter. As the only white representative in this rainbow coalition, I felt I had to put in my two bits. "I'm misunderstood as well. I'm a white ma with a shaved head." Very nearly got an ass kicking for that.

GTA heist with the ladies - break into tampon factory + steal all tampons = profit. My sexism is truly sexy.

*sigh* Makes me miss Rambo. Y'know, back before he fought beside the Taliban.

Boobies aren't constantly on display, but there is plenty of nip shots. I'm a big fan of the show. Catching my wife up on season 1. Can't wait to watch season 2. Mustaches are way hetero.

Hey, I'm a classy gal. I charge reasonable prices for my suck jobs. That'll be $3.50.

Servers are fixed and everything is fine. Made $80k this morning.

Back button on Xbox.

Rockstar services are down, so no jobs, races, deathmatches, etc. are available in GTAO, so everyone is going full psycho out of boredom/lack of creative thinking. I shall be staying off for a bit...

That's highly arousing... It also sounds like an outright sexual challenge.

How shall I do that? By the way, duct tape is like the force. It's light on one side, dark on the other, and it's the stuff that holds the universe together.

I get at least four full fledged psychos per every free roam I enter. I one I got a lunatic ranking for defending myself against some guy that wouldn't leave me be. On the plus side, I've met up with some old RDR buddies and am owning GTAO death matches with them.

Cherry bomb.

He once told me my eyes were pretty.

Been watching Penny Dreadful. Thanks Massy.

This is just another reason for me to spend no time in free roam.

When do we get GTA frisbee golf?

Isn't Black Sails a Michael Bay production?

You forgot Tylenol for Kids.

I've done it. It's a very action heavy mission with a fair amount of driving. You start in LS and end in Sandy Shores. The pay is absolute shit. You get less than $3000. I loved playing it. Hated the pay.

I don't know what everyones problem with Rooftop Rumble is. Since they changed it, I've failed it once. Every other time I beat it in a very short amount of time. Sure it would have great if it stayed the same, but it's not that hard. Just be near a car so you can chase the professional with the brief case down. I'd be happy to tackle it with you, my Kiwi friend.

The Zen may be ugly as shit, but I like how mine looks with an earthy brown primary color and an orange secondary color. Oh, and NO FUCKING SPOILER.

Seriously...