beatnicpie

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  1. Just saw it last night. It's big dumb fun, but god damn it, it's fun. I rolled my eyes more times than I can remember, but I did so with a smile on my face. Watch Robot Jox. Full movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZXWHswqCQo
  2. I'm willing to bet that they had a shot of the bridge in BC, and they lead landscape designer said something to the effect of, "Find me a rail bridge like that, but in California." After finding no such bridge, they returned with the original image and no one was the wiser. Show biz.
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx6FV2qR2TY
  4. You're gonna want something that doesn't look much like a cigarette. Go with a Vision or eGo battery, preferably variable voltage. Then you need a tank for your juice. The Kanger Pro Tank is the best IMO. Look at some YouTube reviews as well.
  5. Brad Dourif is the voice of Chucky?! Son of a bitch... Gonna have to give this series another chance.
  6. Brazil. Terry Gilliam (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Twelve Monkeys, The Fisher King, Monty Python and the Holy Grail) directs this wonderful dark comedy. Johnathan Pryce stars and is backed up by Robert DeNiro, Kathrine Helmond, Ian Holm, and Bob Hoskins. I try to describe this movie, but I wouldn't do it justice. ...and Gunny, if you haven't seen The Fisher King, you really should. It stars the Dude in my favorite roll of his.
  7. The smell is not as strong, but still exists. And when it's vaporized there is no tar.
  8. Well, now you're just talking nonsense, sir.
  9. ...and we still are. I WANT GAMEPLAY VIDEOS! ...and porn.
  10. So that leaves 22 square miles of shark infested hell. FUCK! I HATE SHARKS! Even videogame sharks. Fry Cry 3 was bad enough (I had to have my roommate skin them for me) and now to truly enjoy the newest GTA world i have to deal with more of those damn beasts. FUCK!
  11. Your president is a monkey. hey, that is very offensive to monkeys. Hey, that's very monkey to offensives. Back on topic; I want to be able to get Trevor all gothed up for a night on the town. Nothing is sexier than a goth with male pattern baldness.
  12. I'm gonna pretend that the Manningham guy is YouTube sensation D4NNY. That guy is so talented!
  13. Cheryl Tunt has a pet ocelot named Babou. Just learned the other day that Dali had a pet ocelot by the same name. Please post other obscure references we may have missed, so we can all laugh a little harder.
  14. I really hope that my intelligence doesn't get insulted for this, but I have not seen any of those and only faintly heard of a couple. No worries, boss. I'm a film geek through and through (not to say I bite the heads off live chickens while watching movies). I'll watch most things. Voyeur is a good word for me. Check out the ones I've mentioned if you have a moment. Let me know what you think. Hey everyone, where does M*A*S*H fall in the cult comedy argument? It won an Oscar for Best Screenplay, was nominated for four others, and was made into one of the most popular TV shows in history, but no one seems to remember the movie unless they're my mom's age. Either way, it's fucking great.
  15. Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Are Dead. Gary Oldman plays Rosencrantz and Tim Roth plays Gildenstern. No, wait, Tim Roth plays Rosencrantz and Gary Oldman plays Gildenstern. ...fuck... Watch it, and you'll understand. And it makes Hamlet funny. Oscar. Sylvester Stallone plays a gangster in Prohibiton Era Chicago. Yes, it's a comedy. John Landis of Animal House fame directed. If you liked the movie Clue I believe you'll like this. Repo Man. Stars Emilio Estavez, y'know, Charlie Sheen's brother. A teenage Emilio plays a punk rock douche trying to get laid. He stumbles into a Repo Man job after a drunken party. This leads to philosophy, government agents, sex, and alien shit. Bad Taste. Peter Jackson's first movie. Human beings have become the new intergalactic taste sensation! It's up to a super secret government force of four New Zealanders to save us. Old Pete's one of our defenders. While this movie is hilarious, it is also bloody as hell itself. The only movie that surpasses it with gore and blood is Jackson's third movie, Dead Alive. Also funny.
  16. I ain't giving no monies until I see pics.