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  1. beatnicpie
    Speaking of high school drag photos... That's a pic of me and my ex. Our first date. She looked good as zoot suit Hitler.
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    We can? Fap the front, shlick the back. Or you can just shove your finger in. Matter of preference.
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    First time on TV - Reading Rainbow First cigarette - unfiltered clove on Valentine's Day. Cause I'm deep and shit. First time smokin weed - after an ice storm broke. Everything had a layer of ice on it, and when the moonlight would hit the ice, it did its prismatic duties. Hen watched the end of 2001 with Pink Floyd playing in the background. Epic.
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    Sometimes you just gotta be scary.
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    Echo Johnson was the first Playboy model I fapped to.
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    First car - 84 VW Cabrio First drunk - Listerene First album bought - Wayne's World soundtrack First love - Claire Smith First place - typing with my dick
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    So. River. Twofaced. Threesome?
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    The old fap and shlick. Dudes can do both!
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    Just yankin yer chain. Miller's Crossing will always be be my favorite Coen Brothers film.
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    Whom is this Lebowski you speak of, and what makes him big?
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    What site do you buy from?
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    Me and Eddy gettin all kinds a bald up in here.
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    On every date with Michelle, after the first of course, I take her to Perestroika because she hates it. Then I take her home and have my way with her. Bt it's okay since she's using me too.
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    Another heist movie, also my favorite Bruce Willis movie, is Hudson Hawk. It's a bit goofy, but dam good fun.
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    As serious as a cup of hot coffee...
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    And let us never forget the classic kidnapping/hostage scenario...
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    Ain't no shame in bein' bald! Though you are looking a little American History X. Here's me from my bald days. That's me as the Mixologist, super hero bartender, from the webseries, Pirate! Ninja! Adventure Go! You probably wont spot me, but i show up for a frame or two durin the cowboys funeral.
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    You could rob someone's luxury cabin hideaway, have a backwoods hideout, pot fields, and so much more. Also, Trevor says all guns and drugs in the area go through him.
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    Wanna see Christopher Walken play Sean and Chris Penn's father in a heist movie? Then watch "At Close Range." It covers more of Trevor's lifestyle as it's set in rural America. The middle of the film is when the heists take place, so don't expect an immediate dive into criminal behavior.
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    Looks that way to me.
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    tastic!
  22. beatnicpie
    Got no idea what this noob's going on about.
  23. beatnicpie
    What country was it maiden?
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    Yes, but you can pretend better with manual.
  25. beatnicpie
    Another heist movie to add to the list, 3000 Miles To Graceland. Only the first third of the film is a heist, but what a heist it is! Kevin Costner, Kurt Russell, David Arquette, Christian Slater, and Bokeem Woodbine dress up as Elvis for an Elvis convention in Las Vegas. They proceed to rip off the casino holding the convention. The only outfits I deem worthy for my crew are now Ex-Presidents and Elvis'. Or Gwar.