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    Reminds me of the cult classic Robot Jox, which was badass. Also, I have some (and I stress some) hope or this film because of the shot when a robot is thrown into a bridge. He flew through the air in a way that made sense to my brain. I'm gonna get really stoned and see it. Edit: Just watched the trailer again. It's directed by Guillermo del Toro, Idris Elba is using his real accent. It's in 3D. As Meatloaf said, "Two outa three ain't bad." Thanks for bringing this to my attention CFO.
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    What's a fast armory Q? As a late comer to the discussion, I will freely admit that am not likely to survive long in a zombie outbreak. Sure, I've read the works of Max Brooks several times, and know about the dead from Night, Dawn, and Day, but I'm not in great shape, I have, maybe a weeks food and water at my disposal, and little to offer a community beyond my charm and wit. My machete was stolen from my car, so I'm left with an assortment of knives and hammers. I'd keep my bow close, but it's unstrung, and I have no arrows. I should do something about that.
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    Shit, I gotta hang out in here, more often.
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    Where's her beard?
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    Okay, fine. I'll admit, the dude is funny. I'll watch him over Mencia any day of the week. "No Cure For Cancer" was my favorite comedy album growing up, and it truly broke my heart, when I found out that most of that material was stolen from a recently dead Bill Hicks. On second thought, I'd go see Carlos Mencia live if he was fighting Denis Leary to the death.
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    Bill Hicks will always be a personal favorite. With that in mind, fuck Denis Leary. Maria Bamford is fucking funny. Nina Conti, hot and the only ventriloquist that's made me laugh since I was 6. Mad TV's Bobby Lee does a great live show. Jim Jefferies is a new favorite, that filthy Aussie. If you haven't watched "The Aristocrats," do it now!
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    A Bully prequel. Bully: Preschool Edition.
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    Bro, your sister's hella hot, bro.
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    Right handed, bitch.
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    He's calling you a stupid fucker, Mr. man.
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    ^let us not forget the manhunt fanboys as well.
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    ^Two sense? Is that smell, or touch?
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    jobo, you have your head on a lot straighter than I did when I was your age. Fuckin' do it, boss.
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    I'm headed back to school (college) on the 22nd to become a history teacher, and am currently between jobs. I've got a second interview at Petco coming up tomorrow, so I may be working there soon. But I've worked and lived all over the US. I've been a camp counselor, a teachers assistant, a retail asshole (clothes, books, DVD's when they still mattered), I've even driven a ball collector at a driving range. The jobs I'm more proud of were Editor/Videographer of Telluride Community Television in Telluride CO (the station is now closed, as it couldn't survive without me), and Production Design PA on the 3 episode wedseries "Pirate, Ninja, Adventure, GO!" It's pretty funny if you have any desire to watch it. Just Google it.
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    I stand corrected.
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    You can't bang out what's never been there.
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    How DARE you question my sincerity, sir! Were we to have this conversation face to face, I would have no choice but to remove my glove, strike you across the face with it, and demand satisfaction! You may choose weaponry, time, and location. I await your response, you devilish rouge.
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    Can I get a stun gun or taser? Hows about a cloth full of ether? Or maybe a syringe full of... knock out juice?
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    ^As a former resident of that particular shit hole, it's not hard to do.
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    I'm going to my old address and blowing that shit up. After the cycling tour and cheese shop.
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    The drug dealer/cross eyed dude was my editing teacher in film school. Good guy. I've been happy to see him succeed. The show fucking kills me.
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    I've been waiting nine years to do it.
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    "The Man From Hong Kong" An Aussie Kung fu flick from the seventies "TMFHK" or "Dragonflies" is one hell of a film. It features one of the most repellant leading men, Jimmy Wang Hu, the most failed James Bond actor, George Lazenby, and the best car chase sequence I've ever seen. Said chase is more of a death match between three cars and a motorcycle. The director gets beat up by the leading man in one fight sequence. A dude gets jump kicked off an accelerating dirt bike. A car is driven through a fucking house. And it's shot in the 70's, so no goddamn CGI! The movie also features Mad Max actors that played the chief and the Toe Cutter. It's hard as hell to find, but if you do, just remember this, Wang Hu catches and eats a fly off camera before kissing any white women on camera. He's just that racist! Fucking hilarious! 8.5/10
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    After my cycling tour, I'll look to open a small wine and cheese shop, to appeal to the finer clientele of Los Santos. The kind of place you can bring your wife and Labradoodle, and just forget about the rat race for awhile. A quite place to work on your screenplay, or keep up with your Facebook account. Might even add a zen garden or a harmony fountain in the garden. Serenity, bitches.