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    Looked at this one with lust in my eyes for a bit too long. Where'd you find it DuP? Or did you make it?
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    *ahem* Does that mean May 3, 2050, as it does in the States, or the 5th of April 2050, as it does everywhere else. 'Cause I ain't buying it if I have to wait two extra months.
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    Once again, Booya, Crim.
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    Ever use one in your line of work, Tree?
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    Booya, Crim.
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    How about firearms customized to your crew? Guns with bling, guns with urban or forest camouflage, black guns, white guns, asian guns (teehee), and should you be in a hippie clique, tie dye guns. Or is that just way too over the top?
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    Let's hope it's a winch, and let's hope we can use it multiplayer. That would be, for the lack of a better phrase, fucking rad.
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    I'd like to go on another mall rampage, like in GTAVC, or State of Emergency. We saw the Beverly Center in one of the newly released screens, and having been there myself, I can tell you, it needs a rampage. I'd throw a grenade or two, or three, or twelve in each store, save the pretzel shop. I really want a pretzel now...
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    Goddamn, there are some really good shows mentioned that I completely forgot about, Young Ones and Spaced being my favorites. They were going to remake Spaced over here in the States. Thank goodness that fell through. I got to meet Simon Pegg when they finally released it on DVD in 2008 over here. He came around the corner of the theater they were screening a few episodes, and I yelled, "Hey!" at him. He yelled, "Hey!" right back and gave me a hug like he knew who the fuck I was. That's one classy dude. Or bloke, I should say. I gotta disagree with you Massa. She's as funny as a dog humping a drunk passed out on the street. But she will die cold and alone. I've been working on those plans far too long to give up now.
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    Garages and private residences. I would take sick pleasure in planting stolen and illegal items and then calling the cops to that location.
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    I have to say I prefer The Soup with Joel McHale to Tosh.0, but I've also never been a big fan of Daniel Tosh. My favorite show, I started a topic about, and that would be Mystery Science Theater 3000. The premise is great, a mad scientist launches some loser that works for him into space and forces him to watch the worst movies known to mankind, and to survive said loser makes some robots to riff on the movies with him to keep his sanity. That show ran for a decade, changed up the entire main cast and still makes me laugh, even though it's been off the air since 1999. Other favorites of mine are: The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret Community Trailer Park Boys Extras (it's one the best shows about showbiz) 30 Rock The Simpsons (seasons 2-8 only) Louie Archer The Office (UK) Monty Python's Flying Circus South Park Workaholics The DIck Van Dyke Show News Radio So that's my thoughts. Hope I gave you something new to look at.
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    That's my birthday! But it'll never happen.
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    Thanks, Marn. Been enjoying the article so far. Can't wait to have the free time to finish it.
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    I loved the bit in the beginning when Ted comes to life and is introduced to the parents. AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Fucking killed me.
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    Don't know if any of y'all are Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans, but I just found a list of most every episode available for online streaming FOR FREE! So I felt the need to share the love. Here's the link: MST3k Episodes. If you've never seen the show, I recommend starting with episode 303 Pod People. It's one of the best. If you have seen the show, have you got a favorite episode? Which one?
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    Ted. As to Boston girls, Lawrence O'Donnell Jr., former speech writer for Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan, former writer for "The West Wing," and liberal political pundit, was raised in Dorchester, Massachusetts, where they have thick Boston accents, but trained himself away from it so he would be welcomed on TV and radio. He was hanging out with a French dignitary and gave an example of the Boston accent. The frenchman looked horrified and asked, "Do the women sound like that to?" But to allow Mila's hotness in Ted, I think they said she was from Philly.
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    I couldn't have said it better myself. I tip my hat to you, sir.
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    Fair enough. WIth that in mind, what did you get out of X-Men: First Class? I couldn't get into that one either, but generally agreed with the rest of your list of comic book movies thoughts.
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    Are you implying that R* is planning on fucking us? If so, you are a whiney little brat. Go out and get a life. Dude, dont suck marney's ass so much. Vance is just saying that r* only wants to fuck us a little bit, but not totally deflower us, which i kinda agree with. I'm stating my honest opinion, as I always do. "Just the tip," as I've always understood it, is what is said before you full on fuck someone. As to sucking Marney's ass, I'll stop when it tastes bad. And Vance can clearly speak for himself.
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    Are you implying that R* is planning on fucking us? If so, you are a whiney little brat. Go out and get a life.
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    Massa and Ku, you guys liked the Watchmen? Why? That is one of the greatest disappointments I've seen, and I've watched it three times, praying I'd change my mind. It took Alan Moore's wonderful story and spit all over it, imo. I realize I am a real fucking snob when it comes to film, but that movie hurts me.
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    I prefer "Spiderman" and "Spiderman 2" to "The Amazing Spiderman," but it sure as hell is better than campy ass "Spiderman 3." But, where "S 3" failed so incredibly, I found myself simply bored by "TAS," which, in my opinion, is the ultimate failure in cinema. I was bored as fuck the whole time. Not entertained. Not angered. Just bored. I agree with quite a few things that you pointed out, Ku Ku Ka Choo, but I thought Andrew Garfield was a terrible Peter Parker, but I blame that more on Marc Webb than Garfield himself. Garfield's Parker was way to hip, and didn't have the right sense of humor. And what the fuck was the purpose of putting him on a skateboard? And the whole skateboarding to figure out his powers montage made my eyes roll till I was dizzy. Then there was the fact that Peter's high school was a science school. Why? What purpose did that serve? And how the hell did Flash get into that school? Also, fuck Denis Leary. I loved "No Cure For Cancer" as a kid. But then I discovered Bill Hicks. Leary is another fake ass, joke theif, just like the now defunct Carlos Mencia. I'm gonna give the movie a 5/10. It's another middle of the road Hollywood film. It will fade into the background as time goes by. They won't stop. Watch this to learn more, star-trek-09.
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    I'm reading some H.P. Lovecraft at the moment. Picked up the Nerconomicon to go with it, but every time I open the damn thing, I feel like a complete tool.
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    I only eat cod. I don't play it.
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    Arab proverb? I see no Arab proverb...