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  1. beatnicpie
    Xbox. Got plenty of friends through RDR, and I look forward to checking out the greater Los Santos area with 'em.
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    I wouldn't miss the cheats. I only use them after I beat the game, as well, and just once or twice for the sake of it. If I'm sitting around with my buddies, passing the controller around after each death, and going on general rampages, then I don't mind them, since it's easier than stocking up on weapons, health, favorite car, etc.
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    I was asked to make a black bird pie over the phone. Reception was crappy, so I heard beatnic, instead of black bird. Imagine how red my face got when I showed up at that pot luck.
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    Yes there is, you damn bovinaphobe! I want to lovingly milk them.
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    Flash mobs. With internet, email, and cell phones most making a come back (I don't see why they wouldn't) they'd be easy to find. And I want the option to join in whatever they are doing, or massacring them all.
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    What about a turd trophy?
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    I actually like the idea of turn signals, but I want them used by AI in game when they changing fucking lanes. It's just common courtesy, damn it!
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    I played QUEB3D only for the achievement, as well. If they're gonna give us a game inside a game, I want GTA or GTA2. I would get a thrill if they parodied an original GTA as well.
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    I doubt we'll be safe if we can dive underwater. In SA, you could still be shot no matter how far you went down. But if we're dealing with reality, let's check in with the Mythbusters.
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    No thank you. The one element of the story R* has released to us, is that the story focuses on making money. Also, Tommy and CJ are dead. CJ shoved his cock so deep into Tommy that they got stuck that way and died.
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    I loved TLAD and TBOGT, but I must say TLAD is my least favorite installment in all of GTA history. Sure, I played it through three times but the ending couldn't be more depressing even if you threw a box of puppies into your burning clubhouse. And that was the weakest prison riot I've ever been in (I've been in 33, instigating 5). As for DLC predictions in GTA V, I have more of a request. I want a free DLC released on April Fools Day, where your character wakes up, puts on some shitty work uniform, gets in their crappy car, drives through hellish LA traffic (or mounts the sidewalk, it's your call), only to get to work and be run over by GTA V's main protagonist. As the screen fades to black and bold white letters state "GAME OVER," I would begin howling with laughter, imagining all the kids out there that broke their TV's when they threw their controllers in a fit of rage. Now that would be an April Fool's prank.
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    I say yes, but only if I can use it with a huge erection. I don't think it'd be too hard to put it in the game (I ain't no programmer), but I doubt we'll see it. Prove me wrong R*!
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    I want to see what we haven't seen. Specifically, I don't want to see anything from Los Santos this time. I want to see small towns and any other cities that might be involved in V.
  14. beatnicpie
    How about a knifePhone? Make your call then cut a bitch!
  15. beatnicpie
    Fair enough. Open mouth, insert foot.
  16. beatnicpie
    Maybe we should... Which of us can write the best fake GTA5 article?
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    I'd turn said option on, but probably turn it off just as quick. Just think of the online racing. There'd be a wall off dead and dying cars.
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    I only give a damn about girlfriends in GTA when they give me something worth a having... like herpes.
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    Grammar Nazis - YouTube Yeah, that's me.
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    Really? Hella? REALLY?! Rage Post, you will always be on my shit list just for having "hella" in your vocabulary. But I must tread lightly, unless I want to be involved in a Knights Who Say Ni situation.
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    Naw, no tar pits in LA Noire. But you're right. It's a great place to dump a body... after you take care of the security guards... and the tourists... and the locals on their lunch breaks... I've put a lot of bodies in there...
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    It'll never happen, but I want to have the option of training dogs. Every time I'd sick my pack of well trained hounds on someone I could shout at the TV, "Chopper! Sick balls!" (watch Stand By Me and you'll understand) Seriously though, for my first play through, I want GTA San Andreas style options for customization. Muscles/fat. If you don't run around much, you lack stamina and maximum health level. A large wardrobe to choose from. Tattoos and haircuts. Ect. BUT, every time I play a GTA for it's 2nd+ time, I care less and less about customization, because that's never really been what the GTA series is about. As others have pointed out, that's why we have Saints Row 1-3, Fallout 3 & NV, and the Elder Scrolls series. Lastly, GTA 3 had me immersed more than any other, for the simple reason that Claude (our protagonist) never spoke. Because of that, he never spoke FOR ME. Also, with the complete lack of customization, I never found myself thinking, "Would I wear this outfit if I was actually going out to kill a prostitute?"
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    Not much of drinker (hope THAT doesn't get me banned), but I can find a pot clinic in about 5 minutes...
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    Hey iGTA5.com. I've been thumbing through yer posts far to long too not join the conversation. Due to renewed curiosity and lack of a properly working game system, I've been replaying GTA SA. I wanted to measure to map in game, so I decided to fly along the entire coast line of San Andreas in a Rustler (the one that looks like a WWII Spitfire). It took just short of 8 minutes. I bring this up because San Andreas had 10 different types of plane, ranging from stunt planes and passenger planes, to the beloved military Hydra, in a world with three major airports, an aircraft carrier, your own personal landing strip, and a lonely landing strip for a crop duster. How does this compare to GTA5? The planes they have revealed so far are a cropduster, a military fighter jet, and a private passenger plane. What types of airport or landing strips do these aircraft work practically with? We can count on an LAX, or LSX, being in Los Santos, and at least one airfield, away from LS, for private planes. Also we can look forward to a dirt runway a farm. All this makes me wonder, how many major airports will GTA5 have? Will there be a military airfield, or will the aircraft carrier docked in San Fierro make a cameo appearance? How much time will I spend flying the coast line in a stolen plane? I hope this adds more than it clutters. Also, I live in LA and have little to do. If local pictures are needed for further GTA investigation, I'd be happy to help.