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Where can I find a two y/o to take my photos, B?

bOnEs has the best threesomes... Him, his cat, and Mr. Witherspoon. Is he the big spoon or the little spoon?

I personally have never seen the movie "Cars," but it strikes me as odd that this group of people would dedicate thirty pages to discussing it.

Try a hash pipe. Sprinkle it on top of your weed once you pack a bowl.

I'm slowly turning myself into cuda.

Nothing burps like bacon. -Ed O'Niel

Me and my kitty, Spooky. When I was a kid, I wanted a gray cat that I would call Spook. My mother informed me that Spook was a racial slur. So, that went out the window...

Cy, never hide your Wrestlemania erection under a desk...

Damn Yankees...

Of River?

Goddamn tyranny of seasons...

Do we have a release date for anything besides the Capture Mode creator? Is everything coming next week?

Try survivor mode. Pays 20k and you don't need your car.

...three days later...

If he does get nailed, defense will give a thorny response.

Dear God, but I loathed A Beautiful Mind. That guy had all kinds of weird sex that strangely never was mentioned in the film. I wanna see Russell Crowe have strange sex, dammit!

Is Jesus any good as a QB? He's miraculous.

Word.

GO BROWNS! (Written on the toilet)

Leonard Peltier's Prison Writings. It really sucks to be a Native American. He's been in prison since the 70's for a crime the government admits he didn't commit. He was also illegally extradited from Canada to be put on trial. Pretty fucked up. Gunny, look into HST's Hell's Angels. My favorite of his.

Just so I don't get any sand in my vag, are you saying all major movies from that time are pure shit, or just the vast majority?

...so, wanna have a date in SF?

I fucking love The Melvins. I got to briefly meet the band on a little pitch and putt golf course in Los Angeles before I moved away. Great guys. Anyhoo, here's one of there best songs, and guitarist/singer Buzz Osbourne talking about it.

Like Primus, do we? For any not in the know, Les Claypool, singer and bassist of Primus wrote the theme to South Park. Keep taking music lessons kids!

Here you go Gunny.