beatnicpie

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  1. beatnicpie
    My inner gay is very excited by how fashionable these gentlemen are.
  2. beatnicpie
    No half shirt. You're only half right.
  3. beatnicpie
    Short term memory. Happy to stick yers, Vicey.
  4. beatnicpie
    It's actually jeans with the knees gone. Did that a lot back then. But, if I ever do another zombie mob, I'm wearing cut offs and a half shirt!
  5. beatnicpie
    And let's not forget how "genius" LA is with it's water. Just look at the bone dry LA river.
  6. beatnicpie
    Oddly enough, "Dead" was my nickname in middle school.
  7. beatnicpie
    Just came across some photos from what I've been told was the first zombie mob, from back in 2004. Enjoy.
  8. beatnicpie
    I plan on doing a bicycle tour of San Andreas as Franklin. Can't wait for the final map so I can start planning my route. I'll be sure to post the time it takes.
  9. beatnicpie
    Back when I first joined the forums I circled the island of San Andreas in a Rustler. It took 16 minutes and some seconds.
  10. beatnicpie
    I'll end up reading a few when they come out, but it'll just be to pass the time until the actual game comes out.
  11. beatnicpie
    And that's why Gunny made it into my frat house...
  12. beatnicpie
    Tree, Dup, my hat and pants (trousers, for you limey bastards) off to you both. You've made the last two years so much more pleasant, and built suspense like Hitchcock himself. The line starts behind me to give fellatio thanks to these fine gentlemen.
  13. beatnicpie
    Or, you could give yourself a perfectly good orgasm in two minutes.
  14. beatnicpie
    Dammit, bOnEs! You're a doctor, not William Fucking Shakespeare!
  15. beatnicpie
    Ross Hagen voiced Landon Ricketts. He was a great bad actor. May he rest in peace. Here he is in the MST3K version of "The Hellcats," a 1960's biker b-movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6FcBu7wq9Y Ross shows up around 15:50.
  16. beatnicpie
    Go make me a sandwich. But first insert this butt plug in yer ass and drink this pint glass full of garbage water. Hazing.
  17. beatnicpie
    I gotta watch that!
  18. beatnicpie
    Welcome to the forums. My brain thanks you for your competent writing.
  19. beatnicpie
    What about Trudy? Or Trudi, for that trailer park glamor.
  20. beatnicpie
    I remember previously asking R* to make the blimp available in game, so they must be reading my posts here. We want Rocktanamo Bay, Rockstar! (If Rockstar employees are actually reading this, please name the warden of Rocktanamo Gordon Kennedy. It'll make us all smile.)
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    I want an all expenses paid vacation at R*'s Guantanamo Bay!
  22. beatnicpie
    Pyramid scheme! Win! until R* North patch it... There's so much potential for exploiting the system, but i'm sure R* will have every angle covered, or ready to at a moments notice. That means R* is Big Brother!
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    And...
  24. beatnicpie
    Gunny, we're gonna do some crimes together, right?
  25. beatnicpie
    *watches Chinatown for the 20th time*