CFO Charles

This thread is one giant confusing mindfuck.

Indeed. That was far funnier than my stupid meme.

I started talking to women again, so better than ever.

You live in Kentucky. Jizzy also lives in the states. We know the facts. We aren't stupid unlike you. Compare schedules to Rob or Ginginho before you pull out that fucking link, of course even they proved you wrong, so please be more intelligent or just don't fucking respond.

What's the name of your band?

Another example of his stupidity. It's July.

Jizzy, get fucking laid asap.

You don't need to say it, Kuz. We Canadians know the serious dangers of being Canadian.

What? People actually do this? Might as well flush your money down the drain. 50 bucks should get me around 7 joints of the most primo shit. Except I don't smoke joints because they're pussy.

And fuck you Ghostman, Hentai is where it's at. Obligatory NSFW.

Seriously though, when did we get hydraulics?

Well i'm pretty sure the plug was swapped out, don't know about the wiring.... I'm supposed to give it a few days and bring it back if it hasn't improved. Thankfully he's not charging me anything for it, (my in-law technically). This may be a little above your skill level, but the procedure for removing fluid from a cylinder include removing the cylinder head and bumping the starter to blow out the liquid. Then leave the head off in a dry place to let the rest evaporate. Oh, and Ace, do you watch the Roadkill shows on YouTube? Seems like something you'd enjoy. It's put on by the HOTROD Magazine guys. Can't really do it justice here, but It's good enough that I'm always waiting for the next one. A little late I took it to the shop weeks ago. I Guess I'd blown the valve on cylinder 2. Both the intake and exhaust rocker arms weren't closing. Although from what I've been researching the 3.4 engines have a tendency to leak coolant or oil through the intake manifold gasket. So I'll keep that in the back of my head.

It's normally all I get. I find it a bit more potent, but taste and smoothness mostly.

I would like to point out that I was there too... I also remember you shouting 'shit did I fucking cause that' which I found pretty funny. I nearly won that playlist if it weren't for the parachute shit, me and weev both hit the same tree on the landing. Are you Rjc then?

I'll gladly oblige that and none of this changes the fact I drive burnout style.

It's GTA. Bump. Smash. And fucking Grind. That's my logic. (Just try to avoid smashing on freeway overpasses )

I feel bad too.... I was racing with dup and beev last night and I gored dup right off the freeway overpass into last place.... Then I left because the room was too quiet...

I got lucky last night and martin sent me nothing except mixed up with coke. Went from 77 to 80 in less than two hours. Also, I got a SC message saying "Jizzy has fumbled a heist." ?????

Do eet.

Speed of a sports car, durability and power of a Sandking, decent ground clearance, but not as high as the Sandking, so it can ram rather than drive over shit (which it still does, if you're going slow). I spent an hour just destroying traffic in that thing. It's a shame I'm only rank 74 and can't have it online. It's also a shame the RP bonus this weekend is only for three gang attacks that don't spawn consistently, so I still don't have a reliable way to rank up. I'm in the same boat. Gonna do a grind and hopefully get up to 80 tonight. And dozy, I wasn't complaining about the price, I'm just saying, it's stats are fucking ridiculous for an off road. Also, I'm gonna do a Waynes World photo shoot tonight, anybody else want to join?

Because nobody gives a shit about single player. That and online is where R* makes all their money.

Bitch'n dog food shirt? FUCK YES. This update is making me question whether I'm a hipster or not. Anyway, tried the new vehicles. The dubsta 6x6 is probably the most OP car they've included. The Blade's acceleration is fucking ridiculous! It's quite easily my new favorite car. And as for the rhapsody, I'm on the fence about it... it's a pacer, gremlin combo that can literally be turned into the waynes world mobile (which I'll do if I get it), but statistically it's a worse choice than my Blista. I felt the only thing it really has going for it is RWD. It slides around corners much better, but doesn't have that ability to zip around traffic like the blista or issi...

Fuck. I just realized I have to work 8 to 8 all week...

that isnt even a thing anymore, saying this looks tits, this isnt southpark... also rockstar wont do much else like that, if i were them id allow you to save your cars in a list of modded cars, and keep it there so if it blew upitd stil be on the list, i wouldnt do anything rockstar has done, id make it like san andreas multplayer. hae everything not about cash but bout doing random shit, parkour, foot races, shoot outs, ect. I'm bringing it back ya fuckin porch monkey!