Ostrich Boy

Unfortunately, though, too many other formerly widely loved comedies have turned into cult comedies: Exhibit A: Tommy Boy. Exhibit B: Young Frankenstein.

I plan on naming my next dog Shithead because of The Jerk

I know Tommy Boy shouldn't count, but fuck, it kind of is a cult comedy now and by far my favorite, followed by Blazing Saddles and The Jerk.

If Hernandez gets away with whatever he may or may not have done, I'd bet on the Patriots to win a Super Bowl in like 12 years, cough RayLewis cough.

Trust me, NOBODY is a bigger joke than the Lions.

I guess I really have no place to bash other nfl teams, being a Chargers fan and all--a team that has once again failed to sign a real weapon for Phillip Rivers to throw to, has barely (and only temporarily) patched their sieve of an O-line, and whose only notable signing this season was Woodhead, a running back far too undersized to be a feature back, who is really just a desperate attempt to get Rivers a receiver, all while continuing to pay a certain incumbent starting running back, seemingly with bones of glass, an assload of money. Can you tell I'm bitter?

So you're telling me you believe his "born again" Jesus bullshit. I wanted to vomit every time he pretended to tear up, kissed the field, or pretended to pray. It's all a fucking show, and it pisses me off because fans and the media believe it. He should just shut his damn mouth and watch film of all his missed tackles in the Super Bowl.

Apparently no one told that to Ray Lewis and his band of thugs.

Japan's pretty much the same as California, right? No? Well then...

Just out of curiosity, if you are such a hardcore Lions fan, why does your username portray you as a Rams fan? Or does it mean something completely unrelated?

Jesus Christ, it was a joke. I could care less about the offseason activities of a team that didn't make the playoffs. Unless they murdered someone....cough RayLewisAaronHernandez cough.

Well, that's because they got rid of Titus Young and Ndomukong Suh is too tired from curb stomping guys on the field to do it off the field. I've always been a huge Husker fan, but Suh pulled so much shit in Lincoln that he would probably been kicked off the team had he not been such a stud on the field.

Besides, I don't think the physics engine will allow for true mudding i.e. sinking into the mud or true landscape deformation. The only game that has achieved this is the Spin Tires tech demo, and that has a physics engine built around off roasting, whereas GTA has many different elements to take into account in its physics engine.

Says who? In all seriousness, though, I have a feeling we won't see many "mudding" vehicles, as I can't imagine Los Angeles and the surrounding area contains many opportunities to go "mudding." That type of activity is more akin to continental humid climates like those found in the Southeastern US, like parts of Texas and Louisiana, as there is a far higher, more frequent amount of rain, forming swamp and swamp like areas, where traditional "mudding" occurs. Whooh. What a mouthful. I believe we will be seeing a far more arid countryside, and I would love to have a sandrail, trophy truck, or Polaris ranger type vehicle to rip around the drier climate and make some dust. Perhaps even a dedicated rock crawler for mountainous areas? Thank you. That is all.

That's not funny. Somebody needs to get Brady water. Patriots signed Tebow--couldn't have happened to a better team. Lol Sort of. It is actually a competition, often between schools. It's basically competive pass-on-air drills, between an offense compose of a center, qb, and any combination of 5 receivers or RBs, and generally 3 to 4 DBs on defense along with 2 or 3 linebackers. It is often played on only 1/2 of a for all field, sideline to sideline, and often flags are used to indicate tackles, as neither pads nor helmets are worn. Their are actually leagues for 7on7, at least here in Texas, an are often great ways for DBs, WRs, and QBs to get recruited.

You have 7 on 7 in Indiana? Huh, I guess I thought it was a southern thing. We never had anything like it when I lived in Nebraska.

And as long as my team stays as far away from that craze as possible, I'll be fine. @ jobo Football is going to go pretty good for me too, this year. My coaches need me to put on a little more beef this summer to play a 3-4 hybrid d-end OLB kind of guy.

Barf. That's why I like Nebraska. Uniforms unchanged since the '70s when they dropped the "U" from "NU" on the helmets, aside from that abortion of a game against Wisconsin last year.

OSU Prez Gordon Gees retired after calling Notre Dame "those damn Catholics." I lolled

First car: '93 Ford Ranger First cell phone: some Samsung flip phone First job: shagging balls at a driving range First time: after last years homecoming dance, in the back of a minivan. Hooray for cheap vodka.

Ok, I've just got to tell y'all this story. So My buddy and i were walking out of the local O'Reilly's last Friday night (because fuck autozone) to pick some new plugs for my Chevy, when a guy sitting on a riced-out Honda crx asks me how much horsepower I got. I just tell him "more than that shitbox." A few more things are said and he challenges me to a race. They wager their pocket money, somewhere around $90, so I offer the fucker $500 if he can beat me. So I follow him to an old isolated strip of highway, and this guy's buddy starts letting air out of the front tires and goes and gets a freaking helmet out of the trunk. The driver had a racin harness, so I thought I might have a challenge. Nope. The guy tried to do a burnout and just chirped the tires a couple times. I respond with a long burnout, supercharged 327 roaring. So his buddy stages us and starts us. I drop hard at like 4000 rpm and go like hell. I look in my rear view mirror, and the fucker turned around and drove away. He even left his buddy there. Long story short, my friend and I got free dinner and got to watch a guy in flip flops run after a crx, while trying to hold his pants up. Fucking ricers.

Well, my El Camino has a 4 speed manual, but let me tell you, sometimes an automatic is nice in this shitty Houston traffic.

I'm simply intrigued by the binoculars. Just seems like a handy tool to me. Won't have to have a sniper rifle to see things in the distance.

My home state Omaha Beef. Their current quarterback is actually a better passer than Tebow anyway.

Hmm... Quick armory... *looks around, sees Texas-sized collection of rifles, shotguns, and handguns while sitting on a throne of ammunition reading "The Firing Line" Magazine* Yep, I'm set.