Ostrich Boy

Texas 5A Division I baby! GET ON MY LEVEL! Sorry, just had to get that out of my system

Or Minnesota's playoff berth, or even a winning season

The Mayans actually had no contact with European explorers, as they had either broken up into smaller groups or assimilated into Aztec and Incan cultures before Cortez or Pizarro ever made their journeys to the Americas.

Out by the bus loop at my school there was a huge ass fight which included the breaking of several bus windows, somebody getting beat with a broom, my football coach getting punched and later beating the shit out of the kid, several arrests, and one fat black kid who tried to run away, but tripped on his sagged jeans.

I had to read Ender's Game & Ender's Shadow in school, and I thoroughly enjoyed them both

You've got to be the only one

Give Phillip Rivers a better line and some real threats at receiver, and he'll have the best deep ball in the league.

Just picked up The Time Keeper by Mitch Albom. Highly suggested, especially to anyone who has ever said, "I just don't have the time." And to anyone into the 60s, Classic Rock music, and cars, The Last Rock And Roll Show by William Daniel White is a great read

I have a couple solutions to the kickoff issue 1: Make a rule that everyone on kickoff and return must weigh 300+ pounds----would cut down in injuries because all the guys would be winded by the time they got close enough to touch each other, however, heart attack rates would rise. OR 2: Pass a rule that would force teams to play only "special" people on special teams, if you know what I mean. Both of these solutions should seriously be considered by the NFL Oh yeah, favorite pro team: San Diego, although now that I live in Houston, I kinda have to be a Texans fan. Favorite College: Nebraska. Surprised?

I live about 2 hours from College Station where A&M is, so everyone here believes Manziel is God himself, and A&M could never possibly do anything wrong.

Johnny Manziel won the Heisman. Well fuck. Now I have to face all the A&M fans/Manziel Kool-Aid drinkers/SEC Freaks at school tomorrow. Next they're going to think A&M deserves a NC appearance. To be honest, I think Taylor Martinez had more big plays (an better ones at that) than Manziel, and he's miles down any award list. Had K-State not lost to Baylor, I wouldn't have to say any of this.

What fucking language is that???? Where the fuck did you learn English? I apologize if English is a second language for you, but if that's the case, use google translate or something, man.

History Channel still has its moments of brilliance, such as America: The Story of Us. I loved it, great series.

Wow. This, after the debacle that was Breaking Amish, which was essentially Jersey shore with less sex and very confused Amish people.

Honestly though, as determined as the badgers were, I truly believe they could have beaten just about anybody the way they played last night.

I will rape your family.

It's because comparable brands like Mazda, Toyota, and even Ford have made pretty sizable advancements in the past few years, whereas Hondas have generally stayed the same.

Here in the States though, Hondas have really fallen in status from "the best bang for your buck" to "unengineered crap that is grossly inefficient in comparison to other brands, foreign or domestic." However, I'd still rather own a civic than a Chevy Cruze. GM is still miles behind even the worst Japanese brands, with the exceptions of their trucks, the Corvette, and Cadillac. As for the "big car" debate, I've recently bought a Toyota rav4 to be more of a daily driver, as its wayyyyy more fuel efficient than my supercharged el camino, and will run nicely on the cheaper 87 octane gas to boot. Plus, it's a 4x4, and I have big plans for it to become a great offroader in some of the forests here in southeastern Texas.

Exactly my point. You can't buy one of those off the lot in the U.S., and I'm sure it's not the easiest to order one either. Also, the only vehicles here with a 1.6 L or smaller are either hybrids or have a set of turbos.

I feel sorry for y'all in Europe. Won't hardly ever see a real car, unless you go to Germany.

I second this

I really don't care. After the shit I had to put up with during the Callahan era at Nebraska, I'll take what I can get.

Nebraska's going to the Big 10 championship bitches!!!! Oh yeah, and Michigan lost.

I've just stopped caring. I've completely given up on Nintendo and its ability to get big name games, which is saying a lot, as in the past I have been one of their biggest supporters. *goes back to having sex with PS3*

Where the fuck did you learn English?