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The fireman is the only one who isn't dead!!! Nope. I'm sad that it isn't the correct answer, though, Given the nature of the riddle.

I used to get these on the back of my Rizlas. Fond memories. Acting on a tip of, the police raid a flat to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name and know that he is in the flat. The police burst into the flat and see a bricklayer, cab driver, an electrician and a fireman. They immediately arrest the firemen . How do they know they've got the murderer?

Hairy muff, mate. It is one of my favourite tracks of all time. Fantastic record, whoever covers it. Edit: And all of them are better than the original. The song was perfect for garage bands.

Louie Louie....What is your favourite version? Many great bands/singers have covered this classic The Kingsmen? The Clash? Iggy Pop? The original by Richard Berry? Motorhead? I'm torn between The Kinks and Toots, depending on my mood. Today it's Toots Wah gwan rude boy. Upon d red stripe.

I I encountered another well paying random event earlier. North of Paleto bay, east of Franklin's "?" mission. The take is around $60'000 if my memory serves.

Just pre-ordered the standard edition from shopto. Their guarantee made me feel really...safe.

Yay! Awful nice of you, Fitty.

I knew Everton would make some last ditch bids after the Fellaini deal went through. They've done well. Looking forward to watching them this season.

Fuck no. I support Nottingham Forest. My home team. We haven't signed anybody today. So far it looks like David Moyes lacks a fucking clue. Kagawa is good player, he deserves a fair shake. In other news Everton are going to sign James McCarthy from Wigan.

Yeah, it's terrific. Looks like Marounane Fellaini we'll be heading to Man Utd. I can't understand why Man Utd didn't pursued Ozil...a gross oversight.

Well, some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have pitchers thrust upon them. Ermmm. I don't remember...I assume it was a pint downing/strawpedo style competition. Wish I could've kept the jug, though. It would have looked nice on the kitchen table

Winner of the Captain Morgan cup. And a horrific hangover. Still, cracking night.

This Bale transfer....Unbelievable. €100 million euros, £34 per minute, 300,000 a year. Football is ridiculous.

I reccommend you watch an episode or two first Brian. Just in case. The youtube version isn't bad. It's sorta watchable... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwWkQrIPrZY I'm not sure about the video's availability in the States. Let me know.

That's the AP Pistol. Rockstar seems to love that gun. Reason I came in here, wtf is this thing? I'm about to call it a vibrator and leave it at that: Looks like a basic road flare to me. ???

Fantastic tv show from HBO and the BBC. It follows two Roman legionnaires during Rome's transition from a republic to an autocratic empire. It documents civil wars, important figures, class distinction, politics and crime. For a history buff I consider it a must see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uocQ8t9K9FA The dialogue can be a little daft at times. Still, lots tits, lots of blood. And Mark Antony is fucking badass. The first season is available on youtube if you're interested.

5 minutes..

I'm still torn between the standard and special editions. Either way I'm going to pop into Game(I think the special edition is game exclusive?) on Friday and finally get this masterpiece pre-ordered. Starting to feel the hype

Sheep sheep, sheep shaggers!

Yay. Sorry. Had to.

http://www.couchtuner.eu/breaking-bad/

C'MON WIGAN!!! Anyway...Ermm. Suarez, I was under the impression that Liverpool didn't want to sell him? Which is causing conflict in the Liverpool camp. Apparently Liverpool reneged on a promise to sell Suarez if they failed to qualify for the Champions League.

Only in Nottingham.... It's a green thing...

Nottingham's Horn in Hand. Disgusting food, watered down lager, empty cocaine packets in the urinals, a toilet stall door that won't lock, stained pool table, awesome jukebox. Great staff: tattooed women and beardy men. This is 'ome. No arrows board, though