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I'm perplexed. What other sauce could you possible have with eggs?

Oh yeah. Fried egg sandwiches for breakfast.

I'm about to watch Bill Bailey's part troll show. My favourite piece of stand-up from a British comedian. Highly enjoyable. Recommended. He sings too!

Oh, I think you know Wanna play?

Anybody else fall in love the George Clooney?? Bad ass performance. Sexy tattoo. His best film in my humble opinion.

Oooooh. You cat Oh, I just assumed you'd fallen over in a drunken stupor yet somehow managed to defy the laws of gravity and keep your pint from spilling in the process... Hence the face. That would be some skill, I'm gonna practice. ....I'm all wet...

Pulling my best drunken cocksucker face Look! Facial hair! Soon BonEs...I'll have an epic beard like yours. I estimate it'll take no longer than four years and a couple of gallons of the best Canadian rye. Edit: I'm not sure why the image is flipping...meh.

Afraid not. The only tartan I own lines my Harrington jackets

The Maracana stadium has been ruled safe. So tonight's game will go ahead. Brazil Vs England. Predictions?

SNAKES!!

She has impregnated me with Canada. I'm starting to grow a beard too... Yeah. I caught the play-off final in the pub one day, I've never seen a British hockey game broadcast on TV, let alone played in a pub. So we watched it, good sport. it got my blood up. After five minutes I was screaming profanity at the screen even though I wasn't 100% clear on the rules.

Ooooh! I like this. My first mobile was a NEC N343I, It was the anti-christ. First car was a '99 Ford KA My first time(rape) was at a GCSE revision camp in Derbyshire, to a girl we called apple. First prostitute was a stunning blonde in Amsterdam's famous Red Light District on my first time abroad First illegal pint was at the White Hart pub in Arnold, I was 15. First legal pint was in Sausage bar in the town centre. Edit: First job was at Mcdonalds. 'Murica! First live music gig was the Specials. That was last week, great show!

I need to sort these DVDs out.

Giants you say? 3-2 A sensational season from the Nottingham Panthers, winning the coveted treble: Elite league, challenge cup and the play-offs. If only Nottingham Forest won cups and leagues I'm new to the sport but I am desperate to get more involved. It's entertaining, cheaper than football, you can drink on the stands . and it'll be nice following a successful team. I will be attending my first game next season!

Thanks for that suggestion on the USA special by the way. "I now truly believe that in certain parts of the US, people have begun to mate with vegetables." Anytime, mate. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Clarkson is on top form the entire episode. Edit: Clarkson on Florida

There is some classic episodes in the older series. Destroying the Toyota truck, winter Olympics special to name a new. My personal favourites are the USA special and the Vietnam episode. Great television.

Rubbish game. I sincerely hope you didn't waste your time attempting to stream it, Godfather. We did nothing to counter-act Ireland's packed midfield. 4-4-2 obviously wasn't working, the payers didn't seem motivated. I thought the Ox was our best player tonight, despite blowing our best chance Brazil next week should be fun.

Anybody watching the England and Ireland match?

Lols. I enjoyed the juxtaposition. An old fashioned steam engine and lets face it...an iphone.

Damn. That's one fine looking ale. Jealous. I'm on a can of 4% piss water. Took on the Great British railways.

He was very lucky to not be sent off in the first half, obvious aggression. The entire Bayern team are pissing me off. Any challenge in the box and they start screaming at the ref.

Awesome clearance off the line. Shame that goal was disallowed. Fantastic strike.

They're looking likely to score first if they keep up this pace. Couple decent chances, good saves by Neuer.

I will be rooting for Dortmund. Always support the underdog. However... Bayern 3 Dortmund 0

Pretty sure they're sold at Oxfam. I will not be buying this console...Well until GTAVI comes out, at least..